# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 66
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1302 "2020-10-09T22:04:54Z")
Mine as well. I knew I couldn’t top it. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1303 "2020-10-09T23:41:32Z")
Awww, geee… I’ll go try to find a suitable next picture for you guys. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1304 "2020-10-10T00:03:13Z")
OK, no more of this good-taste stuff this time. [![](https://runt-of-the-web.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/weird-pictures.jpg) ](https://runt-of-the-web.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/weird-pictures.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1305 "2020-10-10T00:21:13Z")
Doggy Howser didn’t have the best bedside manner. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1306 "2020-10-10T00:55:26Z")
Who else had to take the red-eye flight? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1307 "2020-10-10T01:23:19Z")
The Trump family dog gets into Donald’s supply of dexamethasone ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1308 "2020-10-10T01:44:02Z")
After the laboratory radiation accident, Rex was no longer content with sniffing other dogs’ butts. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1309 "2020-10-10T01:54:37Z")
“A trip to the VET?!?! Sure, make my goddamn day, motherfucker!!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1310 "2020-10-10T01:55:39Z")
Hey, it’s my anniversary day! @discobot owes me cake! ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1311 "2020-10-10T01:55:40Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1312 "2020-10-10T01:56:45Z")
^^ That’s discobot’s caption submission. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1313 "2020-10-10T02:04:43Z")
🎶 “In the arms of the angel…” 🎶 AW, HELL NO!!! !!! ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1314 "2020-10-10T04:01:54Z")
_“Guess what? I’ve just learned a new trick!”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1315 "2020-10-10T04:04:26Z")
_“Don’t worry, guys. He doesn’t bite!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1316 "2020-10-10T04:07:52Z")
The opioid crisis took a new turn on Friday. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1317 "2020-10-10T04:08:48Z")
“Vet visit? I don’t need no steenkin’ vet visit.” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1318 "2020-10-10T04:10:45Z")
_Reincarnated as a dog, Dr. Death returned to his old habits._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1319 "2020-10-10T04:28:39Z")
_“I’m the victim here, officer. First, she planned to send me to heaven. Now she made me go to hell.”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1320 "2020-10-10T04:53:46Z")
_Certain sings indicate nurse staffing is still in crisis._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1321 "2020-10-10T09:06:27Z")
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