# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1322 "2020-10-10T12:20:37Z")
“I’m taking YOUR reproductive organs this time!” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1323 "2020-10-10T23:04:49Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > The Trump family dog gets into Donald’s supply of dexamethasone This was my fave, and I believe the 24 hours is about up. Kent, up up and away! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1324 "2020-10-10T23:42:02Z")
Shucks, I’m honored. Okay, have at this oldie but goodie! [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/PurportedUFO2.jpg](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/PurportedUFO2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1325 "2020-10-11T00:08:36Z")
Little did director Ed Wood know that filming a hub cap hanging from a fishing line would lead to so many UFO sightings ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1326 "2020-10-11T00:12:36Z")
No one quite expected the invading aliens to look like quite fashionable hats. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1327 "2020-10-11T00:26:35Z")
“Well, it’s either a UFO, or Ellie Johnson just won her bet on the Kentucky Derby.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1328 "2020-10-11T02:28:11Z")
_ **Curious George in Area 51** _ On a visit to Nevada, Curious George gets into monkey mischief when he hides a balloon inside the Man in the Yellow Hat’s hat. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1329 "2020-10-11T04:26:44Z")
_“Did you identify any planetary resources, Zorg?”_ _“Not yet, commander. For some reason, everything has just turned black and white.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1330 "2020-10-11T06:41:08Z")
Ever since lawn darts were outlawed, Joe and the boys made do with hubcaps. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1331 "2020-10-11T06:42:31Z")
_Nativist skeet shooters enjoyed using targets that reminded of illegal alien hats._ ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1332 "2020-10-11T07:32:57Z")
_“Ten quatloos says you can’t stick the landing on the mooring tower.”_ _“Fuck it. Hold my beer.”_ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1333 "2020-10-11T07:47:55Z")
Lol!!! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1334 "2020-10-11T19:16:48Z")
Frisbee! So fun, it’s out of this world! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1335 "2020-10-11T19:23:42Z")
It’s a saucer. It’s flying. Case closed. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1336 "2020-10-12T00:42:42Z")
Nicely done, **kaylasdad99**. Now, make me proud. > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > _“Ten quatloos says you can’t stick the landing on the mooring tower.”_ > > _“Fuck it. Hold my beer.”_ ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1337 "2020-10-12T01:22:16Z")
[![](https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_crop,h_1124,w_2000,x_0,y_100/f_auto,q_auto,w_1100/v1593190664/shape/mentalfloss/626037-8644697472_797998d59a_k-flickr_2.jpg) ](https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_crop,h_1124,w_2000,x_0,y_100/f_auto,q_auto,w_1100/v1593190664/shape/mentalfloss/626037-8644697472_797998d59a_k-flickr_2.jpg) Many thanks to all my fans. And now, you may amuse me. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1338 "2020-10-12T01:37:41Z")
“I want my toasty warm panties NOW!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1339 "2020-10-12T01:40:21Z")
The view from inside The Great Sock Wormhole. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1340 "2020-10-12T01:44:22Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Checks off “Steal a stranger’s thong” from the scavenger hunt list. @running_coach, I think you should reuse this one! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1341 "2020-10-12T01:52:40Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > > [@running\_coach](#): > > > > Checks off “Steal a stranger’s thong” from the scavenger hunt list. > > @running_coach, I think you should reuse this one! - Thanks but I prefer to always come up with new stuff. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=66) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=68)