# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 68
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1342 "2020-10-12T01:55:15Z")
And now, reunited with his blankie, Little Timmy is all set for his MRI. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1343 "2020-10-12T01:56:04Z")
Shirveak was about to discover that disguising his spaceship as a Tide Pod was a poor choice. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1344 "2020-10-12T01:57:02Z")
“If you don’t talk, you’re going to be FLUFFED AND FOLDED!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1345 "2020-10-12T02:02:48Z")
New on Netflix: “The Attack of the Mutant Lint Ball!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1346 "2020-10-12T02:04:23Z")
_A split-second before Janet discovers where Meow-Meow has run off to._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1347 "2020-10-12T02:07:06Z")
“Hey, look! The cellphone we put in there didn’t melt! Let’s see what kind of photos we got…” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1348 "2020-10-12T02:10:35Z")
“I am not crawling in there to get the last sock from the back of the drum. Did you hear what they said about the girl in the last laundry photo, upthread?” [I couldn’t resist. 🙂] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1349 "2020-10-12T02:12:04Z")
“Why is this blue towel in here? I thought I told you that this load was for white clothes only.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1350 "2020-10-12T02:15:11Z")
The girls were tragically unaware that the Laundromat on their side was an Automat on the other side. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1351 "2020-10-12T02:18:46Z")
Beth was most enthusiastic about doing laundry. She always gave it her All. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1352 "2020-10-12T02:27:56Z")
However, her friend Kate was more of a Cheer-leader. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1353 "2020-10-12T03:46:28Z")
_“And it’s the little things like doing the laundry together that ultimately make me realize we’re better off as fems. Wait a minute. What’s that ‘raincoat’ doing in there?”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1354 "2020-10-12T04:08:38Z")
_Come feel the fizz and vertigo inside John Malkovich’s head!_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1355 "2020-10-12T05:25:43Z")
“Clear out this laundry, so we can escape Shawshank.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1356 "2020-10-12T05:30:01Z")
Janet regretted having her plastic surgeon give her a permanent smile, though it did come in handy when she was recruited for laundry detergent commercials. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1357 "2020-10-12T07:03:19Z")
_Laundry Bank, Panama - We love to see people smile!_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1358 "2020-10-12T09:19:55Z")
_Thelma and Louise decide to push their cleaning abilities just a little bit further._ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1359 "2020-10-12T16:15:55Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Beth was most enthusiastic about doing laundry. She always gave it her All. > [@Spoons](#): > > However, her friend Kate was more of a Cheer-leader. Then came the turning of the Tide. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1360 "2020-10-12T16:17:56Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > However, her friend Kate was more of a Cheer-leader. > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Then came the turning of the Tide. What are you guys looking to Gain? ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1361 "2020-10-13T14:13:59Z")
I wonder where @kaylasdad99 is. The 24 hour period ended hours ago. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=67) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=69)