# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 78
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1542 "2020-10-23T21:06:56Z")
The brutal iron grip that little Susan Adams and her fascist regime had over the playground was about to meet its greatest challenge. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1543 "2020-10-23T21:37:43Z")
Rhoda Penmark’s brothers found the anthrax-dusted masks right where she left them. Now all she had to do was wait… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1544 "2020-10-23T23:36:58Z")
Steven Spielberg presents: _V for Vendetta Babies_. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1545 "2020-10-24T01:49:44Z")
_“Sssshhh! We’re about to give Suzy the Boogerface of the Year Award!”_ ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1546 "2020-10-24T02:47:01Z")
“We’ve secretly replaced Suzie’s best friend Maskie with ‘Art of the Deal’. Let’s see if she notices!” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1547 "2020-10-24T17:25:42Z")
All right, ladies and gentlemen. Let us declare the winner now. I enjoyed all the entries, and I had to do some research to understand all the references too. But I think that, for “obvious” reasons, I’ll have to award the prize to MissTake for this caption: > [@MissTake](#): > > “We’ve secretly replaced Suzie’s best friend Maskie with ‘Art of the Deal’. Let’s see if she notices!” Congratulations, @MissTake! Please post the next picture to caption. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1548 "2020-10-24T18:08:25Z")
Thank you! [![](https://theeyeoffaith.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/25-weird-creepy-halloween-costumes-photos-the-eye-of-faith-vintage-blog-3.jpg) ](https://theeyeoffaith.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/25-weird-creepy-halloween-costumes-photos-the-eye-of-faith-vintage-blog-3.jpg) Let’s get all Halloween-y! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1549 "2020-10-24T18:12:21Z")
That one’s been done. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1550 "2020-10-24T18:33:46Z")
Oops! [https://imgur.com/t/photography/yFOVWS3](https://imgur.com/t/photography/yFOVWS3) ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1551 "2020-10-24T18:37:54Z")
Here is the picture again. 🙂 [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/FK5JYeI.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/FK5JYeI) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1552 "2020-10-24T18:39:57Z")
The Halloween themed vitamin gummies had unexpected side-effects. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1553 "2020-10-24T18:41:03Z")
The original founder of Boney M. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1554 "2020-10-24T18:41:14Z")
Trouble staying awake? Look at this picture and you’ll never sleep again! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1555 "2020-10-24T18:43:03Z")
He not only inherited his mother’s horns but he got his father’s skull. He didn’t need it anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1556 "2020-10-24T18:46:42Z")
It’s Jacqueline O’Lantern, here representing either equality for toddler girls or the worst of 2020. You decide. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1557 "2020-10-24T18:48:31Z")
The secret is… this is no costume. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1558 "2020-10-24T18:50:48Z")
No one would join little Jessica for selfies. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1559 "2020-10-24T18:51:20Z")
_Horns and bones,_ _And spooky moans,_ _That’s what little ghouls are made of._ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1560 "2020-10-24T18:52:04Z")
…and then the screaming starts. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1561 "2020-10-24T18:53:30Z")
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