# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 79
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1562 "2020-10-24T18:54:41Z")
"You think _you’ve_ been ghosted?’ ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1563 "2020-10-24T18:56:36Z")
After seeing the proofs, Damien’s parents decided not to order the baby picture package after all. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1564 "2020-10-24T18:59:26Z")
Worst. Birth announcement. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1565 "2020-10-24T19:00:04Z")
“It was a Cesarean birth, obviously.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1566 "2020-10-24T19:01:14Z")
Someday, she’s going to be drop dead gorgeous. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1567 "2020-10-24T19:02:33Z")
The Final Kodak Moment. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1568 "2020-10-24T19:03:23Z")
How The Littlest Thing-That-Goes-Bump-In-The-Night Saved Halloween ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1569 "2020-10-24T19:04:16Z")
“Look, Ma! No cavities!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1570 "2020-10-24T19:13:34Z")
Practicing her future “resting witch face”. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1571 "2020-10-24T19:17:30Z")
You should see my spirit animal. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1572 "2020-10-24T20:45:57Z")
When guests were coming over, the family made sure to position the little one next to the fainting couch. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1573 "2020-10-24T20:51:14Z")
Sabrina was very glad that she got Barbies when she was little, and didn’t have to play with Aunt Hilda’s hand-me-down doll. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1574 "2020-10-24T20:52:13Z")
Little Jessica wondered what her new foster family looked like. And why they were picking her up after seeing her picture but without having met her. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1575 "2020-10-24T21:43:14Z")
“Mommy, where’s my doll?” “Right where you left it, Wednesday.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1576 "2020-10-24T22:12:12Z")
Suzy sold her right arm to the devil for the perfect Halloween costume. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1577 "2020-10-24T22:49:19Z")
Back when exposure time was much longer ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1578 "2020-10-24T23:29:45Z")
Just think, somewhere in the world is a boy who thinks she’s cute. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1579 "2020-10-24T23:42:05Z")
Mommy says I have “alternative beauty”. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2020, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1580 "2020-10-25T01:02:00Z")
Despite a decline in other locales, the Sears Portrait Studio in Hell still does a brisk business. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2020, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1581 "2020-10-25T04:24:26Z")
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