# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/141 "2020-07-29T03:25:43Z")
I will have to withdraw my second entry (“I swear I’ve been framed!”) because it has already been used. I apologize for not being careful. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/142 "2020-07-29T03:33:33Z")
Bad Ronald: The Early Years ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/143 "2020-07-29T03:36:52Z")
“PlaceboTarget Gets Banished To The Portrait For Taking Artistic License” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/144 "2020-07-29T03:45:49Z")
_“Mr. Pirandello! Did you find an author for us, sir?”_ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/145 "2020-07-29T04:07:54Z")
I’m quite glad I’m not the judge this round! (not a caption!) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/146 "2020-07-29T04:54:14Z")
“If I can get out of here, then I should be able to get into that Rubens painting with all the naked babes!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/147 "2020-07-29T05:09:54Z")
Avez-vous d’absinthe? We’ve run out over at the Moulin Rouge! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/148 "2020-07-29T05:27:32Z")
“When I was a kid, hula hoops were made of wood…and square. And that’s the way we liked it!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/149 "2020-07-29T05:37:17Z")
**Not in play** , but I found this, for anybody who’s looking for copyright-free images and royalty-free stock photos: [https://pixabay.com/](https://pixabay.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/150 "2020-07-29T17:42:43Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > “If I can get out of here, then I should be able to get into that Rubens painting with all the naked babes!” My inner 12-year-old gives the win to Spoons. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/151 "2020-07-29T18:40:04Z")
@Spoons , congratulations! Please post the next picture. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/152 "2020-07-29T19:06:18Z")
Okay, let’s see what you folks can do with this: [![](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/04/03/17/35/animals-2198994_960_720.jpg) ](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/04/03/17/35/animals-2198994_960_720.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/153 "2020-07-29T19:12:50Z")
_“Don’t look at me, dude. I don’t know where you Hide-a-Squirrel is.”_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/154 "2020-07-29T19:16:29Z")
Just one look, that’s all it took… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/155 "2020-07-29T19:20:44Z")
It’ll never work - our families are too different. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/156 "2020-07-29T19:21:51Z")
A moment later, Fido was missing his nose. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/157 "2020-07-29T19:23:26Z")
_“No butt sniffs, Jojo. Do we understand each other?”_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/158 "2020-07-29T19:30:35Z")
_This_ is an Overlord? ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/159 "2020-07-29T19:30:56Z")
_“The first to blink buries the poop in the garden.”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/160 "2020-07-29T19:50:59Z")
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