# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 85
### Author:  [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2020, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1682 "2020-10-30T17:47:52Z")
That’s the last time Ward will be hard on the Beaver.
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2020, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1683 "2020-10-30T23:50:38Z")
Runner up:
> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Maybe your _next_ Daddy will do a better job of edging!”
Winner:
> [@Spoons](#):
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> “Kids, we’ve studied the diagrams in _Gray’s Anatomy_, so let’s find out what you’ve learned. Get me–oh, let’s see–Daddy’s pancreas.”
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1684 "2020-10-31T01:15:21Z")
Hey, thanks, **Elmer J. Fudd**! Where did you find that one, anyway?
In the meantime, here’s the next picture:
[ ](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2020/06/18/09/45/tv-5312763_960_720.jpg)
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1685 "2020-10-31T01:19:18Z")
Janelle discovered the lizard problem was worse than she had been led to believe.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1686 "2020-10-31T01:23:52Z")
If you want to summon Beetlejuice, you’d better pronounce it correctly.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1687 "2020-10-31T01:34:57Z")
“OMG Rex? It’s not what you think! I mean, there’s nobody else here!”
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1688 "2020-10-31T01:37:17Z")
> [@Spoons](#):
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> Where did you find that one, anyway?
I have no idea, except that I posted it on Google Plus in 2014. I have a media folder full of retro stuff like that.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1689 "2020-10-31T01:38:40Z")
Plugging Samsung’s latest 3D TV into 220v had unexpected consequences.
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1690 "2020-10-31T01:44:28Z")
The morning after agreeing to have a “few” drinks with Stephen Spielberg.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1691 "2020-10-31T01:54:51Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#):
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> I have no idea, except that I posted it on Google Plus in 2014. I have a media folder full of retro stuff like that.
Thanks for the reply. I hope you use more of them in the future–they’re fun.
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### Author:  [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1692 "2020-10-31T02:05:28Z")
Sorry, Rex – I have no idea where Gojiru went.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1693 "2020-10-31T02:11:24Z")
Jurassic Park-The Home Game
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1694 "2020-10-31T03:00:08Z")
Rex was not happy to find the girl had broken into his den.
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### Author:  [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1695 "2020-10-31T05:48:30Z")
_It looks like dinosaurs have discovered time travel after all._
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### Author:  [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1696 "2020-10-31T05:52:48Z")
_Fiona had to put up with the dragon’s daily tantrums before Shrek came along._
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### Author:  [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1697 "2020-10-31T05:55:41Z")
_“Hey! That’s not how you play hide-and-seek. I was supposed to look for you, not the other way around.”_
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### Author:  [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1698 "2020-10-31T06:48:52Z")
_“Doctor, I can’t get over my sadistic ex-husband. I’ve tried everything but nothing seems to work because I suffered from physical and psychological abuse for years and now I have nightmares with him every night. I just don’t know what to do anymore.”_
_“Try imagining something worse.”_
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1699 "2020-10-31T06:55:10Z")
Jennifer will never again forget to turn off the Home Holodeck® after finishing her Jeff Goldblum romance-adventure.
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### Author:  [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1700 "2020-10-31T10:51:11Z")
_“Hello, Marv? The producers and I talked about the frames you sent me and, I must be honest with you, they’re not happy at all. Yes, I’m looking at it right now. They said a two-year-old could draw something more terrifying than that. No, you listen to me, Marv. Get your shit together and come up with real scary stuff, or I’m out. What do you mean what’s wrong with your frame? It’s innocuous, that’s what it is. It’s so peaceful it’s funny, don’t you get it? If there were dinosaurs coming out of every wall, all of them equipped with mega-Transformers gear, and they were unleashed by an army of freakishly grotesque, voracious aliens, maybe we could start talking business…”_
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1701 "2020-10-31T11:21:15Z")
Sheila asked the [Asshole Genie](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JackassGenie) for a chance to meet a distant ancestor. Oops.
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