# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 86
### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1702 "2020-10-31T17:26:11Z")
“Use my liquid remains to fuel your cars will you? Meteorite this!”
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1703 "2020-10-31T18:06:05Z")
_Hello? Pest control?_
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1704 "2020-10-31T18:58:40Z")
_AAAUUUGGGHHH! Where did I put that damn monkey’s paw?_
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### Author:  [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1705 "2020-10-31T18:58:55Z")
First there was Ultra High Definition, then Super Ultra High Definition, soon there will be Mega Super Ultra Level 9001 Definition
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1706 "2020-10-31T19:00:56Z")
_Help, Mr Wizard! I don’t wanna be Betty Rubble any more!_
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1707 "2020-10-31T19:07:35Z")
Reason number 7322 to keep your window screens in good condition. Call Larry’s Screen Shop! Now!
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2020, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1708 "2020-10-31T19:27:00Z")
[Not in play] “Has anyone seen my master? I saw him go out through here a little while ago…”
> [@A Genuine Caption Contest](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest/915731/129):
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> [[image] ](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PvkiSVztQlA/XwfpILDSqcI/AAAAAAAALqc/e5LhStdqTYslkpg5EIZaZht-7XfgOTg1QCLcBGAsYHQ/s400/child%2Bactor%2Battempting%2Bto%2Bbreak%2Binto%2Bpictures%2B1018x1222%2Bwikimedia%2Bcommons%2B.png) picture is from 1800s, so public domain Hey! it works! 24 hours start… NOW!
[ ](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PvkiSVztQlA/XwfpILDSqcI/AAAAAAAALqc/e5LhStdqTYslkpg5EIZaZht-7XfgOTg1QCLcBGAsYHQ/s400/child+actor+attempting+to+break+into+pictures+1018x1222+wikimedia+commons+.png)
[/not in play]
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2020, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1709 "2020-11-01T00:53:12Z")
Some excellent captions this time around. First, the runners-up:
> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Jurassic Park-The Home Game
> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> “Use my liquid remains to fuel your cars will you? Meteorite this!”
> [@furryman](#):
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> First there was Ultra High Definition, then Super Ultra High Definition, soon there will be Mega Super Ultra Level 9001 Definition
And the winner is **needscoffee** , for this one:
> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Jennifer will never again forget to turn off the Home Holodeck® after finishing her Jeff Goldblum romance-adventure.
Take it away, **needscoffee**!
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2020, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1710 "2020-11-01T01:06:04Z")
Thanks! All the entries were very clever.
ETA: I don’t know how I replied to **Kent\_Clark** …
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2020, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1711 "2020-11-01T01:13:23Z")
Here you go:
[ ](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/dBc8ZHp4jX0Xwct6VvMSzV_BZDs=/1200x897/media/img/photo/2018/11/photos-companionable-capybaras/c02_142762210/original.jpg)
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2020, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1712 "2020-11-01T01:16:58Z")
Amazon River mass transit, Route7A.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2020, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1713 "2020-11-01T01:17:46Z")
🎶 Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys… 🎶
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2020, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1714 "2020-11-01T01:18:29Z")
Nature’s jungle cruise ride.
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2020, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1715 "2020-11-01T01:32:23Z")
You think _you_ got a monkey on your back…
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2020, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1716 "2020-11-01T01:46:30Z")
Oh, there ain’t no bugs on me, on me.
There ain’t no bugs on me
There may be a monkey or three.
But there ain’t no bugs on me.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2020, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1717 "2020-11-01T02:05:17Z")
This is my stop.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2020, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1718 "2020-11-01T02:08:54Z")
Yeah, they’re chatty and spastic, but they eat my lice.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1719 "2020-11-01T03:38:06Z")
🎶
_"Our thumbs go up, so we can say,_
_We need a ride, and now we’re on our way,_
_Hitchin’ a ride, hitchin’ a ride…"_
🎶
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2020, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1720 "2020-11-01T03:42:42Z")
“It doesn’t get the greatest mileage, but it’s a comfortable ride.”
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2020, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1721 "2020-11-01T03:45:15Z")
“Hey, you in the front. Watch those claws. You could put an eye out with those things.”
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