# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/1 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")
Continuing the discussion from [A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) - #10006 by Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/10006).
Previous discussions:
- [A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731)
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2024, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2 "2024-07-04T14:49:54Z")
[ ](https://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/230000/velka/children-playing-in-water-sprinkler.jpg)
(Copied from previous thread for reference)
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2024, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3 "2024-07-04T14:50:27Z")
From an early age, Jeremy learned how to make it rain.
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### Author:  [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2024, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/4 "2024-07-04T16:10:57Z")
Lack of personnel forces firefighters to hire younger and younger applicants - film at 11.
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### Author:  [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2024, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/5 "2024-07-04T23:40:24Z")
The white phosphorus flare soon became a valuable life lesson.
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2024, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/6 "2024-07-05T00:20:00Z")
A scene from the formative years of I. P. Frehley.
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2024, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/7 "2024-07-05T00:51:19Z")
So are we solving our gopher problem, or creating our serial killer problem?
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2024, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/8 "2024-07-05T16:42:19Z")
Continuing the discussion from [A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/10006):
We’re going back to Part 1 to let @Prof.Pepperwinkle and his unintentional nationalistic disparagement live on.
> [@A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/10006):
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> Raising Canada’s Youth To Be Proud Hosers
Say hello to Bob and Doug McKenzie for me, Prof.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2024, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/9 "2024-07-05T17:00:43Z")
Thank you, eh?
[ ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5e/7e/82/5e7e82de1cc387e343a335ad7eefef09.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2024, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/10 "2024-07-05T17:12:31Z")
Tourists always check out if she’s wearing panties or not.
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### Author:  [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2024, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/11 "2024-07-05T17:19:23Z")
_Gentlemen Prefer 100ft Blondes_
(I know it’s cheating because it’s from another film!)
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### Author:  [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2024, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/12 "2024-07-05T17:28:21Z")
And when you’re a star, they let you do it. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.
_… (aside – seriously, how can a major political party even consider endorsing someone who makes remarks like this – or threatens a ‘bloodbath’ if he’s not re-elected?)_
_ **-“BB”-** _
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2024, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/13 "2024-07-05T17:30:57Z")
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to get freaky!
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2024, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/14 "2024-07-05T18:25:56Z")
…your huddled gasses
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2024, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/15 "2024-07-06T13:13:22Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
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> Give me your tired, your poor,
> Your huddled masses yearning to get freaky!
And there’s our winner! I liked them all, but this one’s the topper.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2024, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/16 "2024-07-06T13:52:36Z")
Thanks, Prof!
Let’s see if this works - I’m on a mobile device.
> **[Opening.download. Resize image, Crop pics, Add instagram effect.](https://opening.download/spring-2021.html)**
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> Opening.download. Resize image, Crop pics, Add instagram effect.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2024, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/17 "2024-07-06T14:09:12Z")
All I see is a TEST! screen with a warning of a possible copyright violation.
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2024, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/18 "2024-07-06T14:50:47Z")
I’m seeing the same.
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### Author:  [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2024, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/19 "2024-07-06T14:58:23Z")
Oh say can you see.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/20 "2024-07-06T15:45:26Z")
Trying something else. I hate doing these things on a small device.
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