# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 101
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2001 "2025-02-11T17:59:54Z")
Snorting iStock is the latest Boomer craze. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2002 "2025-02-11T18:11:54Z")
Bluto’s dad. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2003 "2025-02-11T18:16:39Z")
The King Crimson reunion included all the surviving members, including the album cover ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2004 "2025-02-11T18:33:27Z")
“Where’s my cow? Is that my cow? It goes, “Hruuugh!” It is a hippopotamus! That’s not my cow!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2005 "2025-02-12T02:40:58Z")
“and when I take my hands away, I inflate back.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2006 "2025-02-12T08:30:26Z")
Alan started to think the DIY face lift kit might not have been worth $299.99 after all. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2007 "2025-02-12T17:57:04Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Macaulay Culkin has not aged well. I was tempted by the meta reference to the watermark in running coach’s effort… but I do love that film! You’re next, Doc ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2008 "2025-02-12T18:01:34Z")
With all the problems in today’s world, we need some levity. Who doesn’t like clowns? [![](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5296919040/h77F1C3D4/clown-down) ](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5296919040/h77F1C3D4/clown-down) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2009 "2025-02-12T18:02:15Z")
Pounding them down in clown town ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2010 "2025-02-12T18:03:06Z")
I was getting there! I was getting there! Damn. Give me a minute, will ya! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2011 "2025-02-12T18:12:48Z")
Worst [Kinks video](https://youtu.be/QCI2C8RZEiA?si=D4Lh0IFseUTIuLnk) EVER! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2012 "2025-02-12T18:13:08Z")
Witnesses said it was a drive-by shooting, committed by 25 people in a single car. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2013 "2025-02-12T18:20:18Z")
🎶 The circus is done Was it a pair? One dead on the ground… the next in mid-air. 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2014 "2025-02-12T18:21:43Z")
By accident, the clown was grabbed rather than the next turkey. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2015 "2025-02-12T18:50:55Z")
We secretly substituted cyanide gas for CO₂ in Skippy’s squirting flower. Let’s see if he notices. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2016 "2025-02-12T18:51:56Z")
Even dead, clowns are still funny. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2017 "2025-02-12T18:52:14Z")
The selfish bastard is taking up two parking spaces. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2018 "2025-02-12T18:53:18Z")
The new “invisible landing net” trick needs work. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2019 "2025-02-12T21:10:34Z")
Evidence that a furby _can_ consume an entire human head. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2020 "2025-02-13T03:35:56Z")
“Is it worth risking a 20-year stretch to find out of it’s true - when you fuck a clown it sounds like a trained seal biting at a row of bicycle horns?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=100) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=102)