# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 102
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2021 "2025-02-13T18:07:13Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > The selfish bastard is taking up two parking spaces. Something about this one I like. @Elmer_J.Fudd , Esq., you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2022 "2025-02-13T18:31:42Z")
Let’s go old school… [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/uploads/mst3k/original/3X/a/8/a8326b00438c8343bc02ae42f226fcf68385f350.png) ](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex020/uploads/mst3k/original/3X/a/8/a8326b00438c8343bc02ae42f226fcf68385f350.png) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2023 "2025-02-13T18:33:53Z")
If you keep that up, you’ll lose your head. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2024 "2025-02-13T18:42:01Z")
Well, gender-affirming care has been made illegal. Let’s see if this works! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2025 "2025-02-13T18:44:51Z")
It’s summer! Heads off, guns out!! \< aside \> Anyone else notice the date of the comic is Apr. 1st? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2026 "2025-02-13T18:46:36Z")
Wave your head in the air like you just don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2027 "2025-02-13T18:48:54Z")
Celebrating Marie Antoinette Day. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2028 "2025-02-13T19:44:24Z")
With the decline of the wearing of hats, doffing the head has increased. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2029 "2025-02-13T20:13:23Z")
The day Ernie Bushmiller realized he didn’t have to rubber-stamp his characters any more. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2030 "2025-02-13T21:05:14Z")
Robot cookies jars _sounded_ like a cute idea… ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2031 "2025-02-13T23:22:00Z")
“Aunt Fritzi always says we’d lose our own heads if they weren’t attached!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2032 "2025-02-13T23:32:23Z")
Accidents were more prevalent before child-proof neck screws were mandated. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2033 "2025-02-14T05:42:08Z")
“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2034 "2025-02-14T06:05:28Z")
Bowing to demands from the Catholic Legion of Decency, Nancy and Sluggo became [cephalophores](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cephalophore), Skeezix suffered crucifixion, and, to the relief of all concerned, Mary Worth ended her days atop an abandoned Greek column. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2035 "2025-02-14T06:27:59Z")
The first draft storyboards for _The Lego Movie_ were nightmarish. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2036 "2025-02-15T01:56:23Z")
Blue Bunny’s LSD-flavoured ice creams didn’t catch on. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2037 "2025-02-15T04:25:14Z")
The winner > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Well, gender-affirming care has been made illegal. Let’s see if this works! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2038 "2025-02-15T19:18:34Z")
[![](https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/v2/C5622AQH8KfHbJB2lcA/feedshare-shrink_2048_1536/feedshare-shrink_2048_1536/0/1676646722067?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=aH6N8JlP1sp4IuO5NCtqvoIx05NuBgOTLRsEMLMouYk) ](https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/v2/C5622AQH8KfHbJB2lcA/feedshare-shrink_2048_1536/feedshare-shrink_2048_1536/0/1676646722067?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=aH6N8JlP1sp4IuO5NCtqvoIx05NuBgOTLRsEMLMouYk) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2039 "2025-02-15T19:23:29Z")
My five-year old said he wanted a stuffed pussy for Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2040 "2025-02-15T19:24:11Z")
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