# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 103
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2041 "2025-02-15T20:41:07Z")
As he beheld it in the throes of rapture, effarciophile JD Vance embodied a peculiar paraphrasing of Nietzsche‘s “if you gaze long into an anus, the anus also gazes into you ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2042 "2025-02-16T12:36:42Z")
The perfect gift for your favorite pound-me-in-the-ass prisoner ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2043 "2025-02-16T16:15:36Z")
No matter how weird or obscene your fantasies are, you can find it at Spencers. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2044 "2025-02-16T16:22:48Z")
The All Seeing Brown Eye. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2045 "2025-02-16T18:25:00Z")
We seem to be in a loop here. Gotta go with > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “Hey! This was supposed to come with Hershey choc…never mind, I found them ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2046 "2025-02-16T18:46:47Z")
Thanks. [![](https://www.disboards.com/data/xfmg/thumbnail/88/88437-cd31fb66faec6d8ca6e04704bced383f.jpg?1568079368) ](https://www.disboards.com/data/xfmg/thumbnail/88/88437-cd31fb66faec6d8ca6e04704bced383f.jpg?1568079368) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2047 "2025-02-16T19:01:27Z")
Temu sex toys continue to disappoint. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2048 "2025-02-16T19:03:23Z")
Donald in the role of Wicked Duck Of The West. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2049 "2025-02-16T19:05:39Z")
Ronco’s Cloaca Unclogger ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2050 "2025-02-16T23:08:26Z")
Phalic symbolism in animation #869 ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2051 "2025-02-17T07:01:28Z")
Donald’s taking the plunge to new depths. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2052 "2025-02-17T13:33:24Z")
“Mickey pointed at me and said ‘Remove that turd!’ Wackwackwackwackwack!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2053 "2025-02-17T16:26:13Z")
After one too many inappropriate actions on the set, Disney fired the original Donald and replaced him with a similar-looking actor. [![](https://www.thefactsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/donald-duck-history.jpg) ](https://www.thefactsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/donald-duck-history.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2054 "2025-02-17T16:28:57Z")
“They’ve been shoving greasy corn down my throat all week! Well foi gras this, motherfucker! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2055 "2025-02-17T20:39:07Z")
Disney’s brush with sex education cartoons did not go well. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2056 "2025-02-17T20:45:20Z")
The winner… > [@running\_coach](#): > > Temu sex toys continue to disappoint. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2057 "2025-02-17T20:53:07Z")
Cool! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/1-6565081b49112__880.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/1-6565081b49112__880.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2058 "2025-02-17T21:05:09Z")
Early tests of Skynet’s T-1000 Terminator had to work out a few bugs. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2059 "2025-02-17T21:30:26Z")
The prototype Norelco X3000 with 127 blades did not test well. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2060 "2025-02-17T21:52:12Z")
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