# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 105
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2081 "2025-02-19T23:58:35Z")
“I’m a men’s fashion innovator. This is my bold reimagining of the classic tie clasp!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2082 "2025-02-20T02:52:01Z")
I thought about this one > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > It’s like the Bat signal @Lumpy. It’s how we summon you to a thread 😁 But i’m going with > [@iamatractorboy](#): > > Wallace’s invention of a giant petting hand did not end well for Gromit. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2083 "2025-02-20T03:14:04Z")
🎶 “He has a lump of clay… in his hand…” 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2084 "2025-02-20T06:33:05Z")
Thanks Doc! The Batman caption inspired me to use this… [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/5015/5445203477_fc026aa2f7_z.jpg "funny-pictures-humor-fat-batman-costume") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/78258941@N00/5445203477/) ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2085 "2025-02-20T08:19:44Z")
_(it’s almost too easy… )_ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na … _ **FATMAN!** _ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2086 "2025-02-20T15:55:29Z")
The Caped Cookie Crusader ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2087 "2025-02-20T18:28:55Z")
Now there’s a lot more compartments on the utility belt. Of course, though, they quickly filled up with snacks. And the Bat Hook was replaced with a wiping aid. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2088 "2025-02-20T19:02:09Z")
I prefer young Batman over Vegas Batman. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2089 "2025-02-20T19:02:29Z")
Mistress Minerva needs her cat food or she will whip poor Hugo. Why does Mistress Minerva need me to dress like Batman? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2090 "2025-02-20T19:27:24Z")
Where’s his sidekick Reuben? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2091 "2025-02-20T22:45:58Z")
“I’m **FATMAN**!” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2092 "2025-02-21T06:21:40Z")
Bicycle Bill - you’re up. Simple but effective. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2093 "2025-02-21T09:27:58Z")
[![](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/109350684/photo/businessmen-with-their-heads-inside-metal-tubing.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=6hArD_Ougo4U6ArlAc2ykxgEE9L2z3hjCathWM43bNk=) ](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/109350684/photo/businessmen-with-their-heads-inside-metal-tubing.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=6hArD_Ougo4U6ArlAc2ykxgEE9L2z3hjCathWM43bNk=) I had something immediately come to mind when I saw this – we’ll see if anyone else’s brain is as warped as mine… _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2094 "2025-02-21T11:46:25Z")
“This end’s got teeth - so you must have your head up its ass.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2095 "2025-02-21T11:47:46Z")
“We’ve got the duct, when do we goose each other?” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2096 "2025-02-21T13:02:05Z")
Musk’s ‘insert yourself up Trump’s colon’ simulator prototype still has to be perfected. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2097 "2025-02-21T16:43:31Z")
“Can you hear me now?” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2098 "2025-02-21T20:31:27Z")
If one of them sneezes, the other one’s gonna blow up like a balloon! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2099 "2025-02-21T20:33:58Z")
“This isn’t working, Max!” “Speak up Chief! I can’t hear you!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2025, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2100 "2025-02-22T16:47:08Z")
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