# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 106
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2025, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2101 "2025-02-22T17:18:34Z")
@Elmer_J.Fudd went the same place I did with the reference to CONTROL’s ‘Cone of Silence’. but @iamatractorboy takes the prize for finding some humor in the positively unfunny situation America has found itself in since inauguration day. It’s your play, John Deere. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2025, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2102 "2025-02-22T18:20:41Z")
Thanks Bill! [![](https://as2.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/41/92/79/1000_F_41927938_jjtDad8QderLLM7Ddqj4S6BSK5uE37Ud.jpg) ](https://as2.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/41/92/79/1000_F_41927938_jjtDad8QderLLM7Ddqj4S6BSK5uE37Ud.jpg) Let’s see what people come up with for this one… ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2103 "2025-02-23T01:50:32Z")
Patients in the E.R. complained after Dr. House took a few too many painkillers that day. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2104 "2025-02-23T01:54:38Z")
Another doctor about to play the squirting face trick. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2105 "2025-02-23T01:56:07Z")
Marty Feldman III, MD. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2106 "2025-02-23T01:57:25Z")
The stock doctor wants to listen in on what’s outside the photo. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2107 "2025-02-23T02:03:40Z")
“Hold your breath like I’m doing. First one to collapse loses.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2108 "2025-02-23T03:45:59Z")
The examination became awkward after I dropped a ‘silent but violent’ one. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2109 "2025-02-23T15:24:03Z")
After DOGE cuts, federal employees had to visit strip mall doctors. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2110 "2025-02-23T19:05:58Z")
I’ve been working my way through _House MD_, so this stands out to me… take it away Lumpy! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2111 "2025-02-23T20:03:36Z")
Okay, because we’re starting to come up to the Easter season: [![](https://mbird.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/41a6a29b752ddf9da6c08a1164ffff3c-jesus-with-a-dinosaur-16.jpg) ](https://mbird.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/41a6a29b752ddf9da6c08a1164ffff3c-jesus-with-a-dinosaur-16.jpg) (ETA: We haven’t done this before have we?) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2112 "2025-02-23T20:10:47Z")
Bad day to be a money changer. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2113 "2025-02-23T20:16:40Z")
The Mulesarus ride in Jurassic Park was a big hit with Cosplayers. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2114 "2025-02-23T20:24:55Z")
The tyrannosaurus evolved short arms to foil crucifixion. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2115 "2025-02-23T22:21:02Z")
This picture is obviously a fraud, because there’s no American flag in it! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2116 "2025-02-23T23:34:49Z")
Mandy Patinkin (second from right) wasn’t told what kind of movie he hired for. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2117 "2025-02-23T23:37:01Z")
Shrek and Donkey, together on another whirlwind adventure! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2118 "2025-02-23T23:47:08Z")
Of course he’s my savior. He saved me from that guy and his two kids who kept stabbing me in the mouth with sharpened logs by collapsing their cave. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2025, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2119 "2025-02-24T04:07:47Z")
I’d asked Dad for a Leviathan for my birthday but this is cooler! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2025, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2120 "2025-02-24T04:53:21Z")
“Look, guys, I appreciate you finding me a ride, but this things has sharp scales, and I’m getting lacerations on my butt.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=105) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=107)