# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 107
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2025, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2121 "2025-02-24T06:21:54Z")
Scholars began to suspect the bible might not be 100% historically accurate. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2025, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2122 "2025-02-24T11:40:30Z")
AI interpretation of “Intelligent Design” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2025, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2123 "2025-02-24T22:26:35Z")
Tyrannosaurus Rex, Rex Iudaeorum, it all evens out. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2124 "2025-02-24T22:46:48Z")
Many funny ones, but I’ll pick: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Bad day to be a money changer. You’re up @Elmer_J.Fudd ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2025, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2125 "2025-02-24T23:15:20Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i0.wp.com/unquietthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/ballestar-nachtclub.jpeg?w=564&ssl=1) ](https://i0.wp.com/unquietthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/ballestar-nachtclub.jpeg?w=564&ssl=1) ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2126 "2025-02-25T00:49:29Z")
Hey big spender, spend a little time with me. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2127 "2025-02-25T00:49:48Z")
The good news was, Bill was the only guy at a bar full of dames. But it was looking like the bad news wasn’t far away. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2128 "2025-02-25T02:10:59Z")
“Hey, don’t blame me the werewolves Rick-rolled you! I just made the video!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2129 "2025-02-25T02:18:35Z")
Robert Palmer regrets contemplating switching from zombies to vampires for his videos ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2130 "2025-02-25T02:29:19Z")
And that was the last time anyone ordered a Bloody Mary in the bar. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2131 "2025-02-25T04:32:51Z")
He’d heard the bar was full of vamps… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2132 "2025-02-25T05:08:51Z")
Lady’s Nite at the Titty Twister. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2133 "2025-02-25T06:23:54Z")
Frank’s new garlic-flavoured cigarettes did not go down well with the ladies. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2134 "2025-02-25T06:36:58Z")
“Hey, all I asked was that the TV be put on the Yankees game instead of the WNBA game!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2135 "2025-02-25T09:54:37Z")
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up getting my blood drained.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2136 "2025-02-25T09:57:15Z")
Ted regrets nor ordering fish for dinner. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2137 "2025-02-25T10:00:02Z")
No one had seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2138 "2025-02-25T10:15:28Z")
“Okay, okay. Next time, I’ll bring Virginia Slims!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2139 "2025-02-25T11:48:29Z")
“When you said you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, I didn’t think you were going to demonstrate on my neck with fangs!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2140 "2025-02-25T14:02:00Z")
Ok, I get it. I’m sorry I mentioned your bodacious tatas. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=106) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=108)