# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 108
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2141 "2025-02-25T15:34:34Z")
All the good men in this city are either gay or anemic. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2142 "2025-02-25T19:44:14Z")
Dissing Hollywood Vampires in front of their fans did not end well for Doug. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2143 "2025-02-26T01:18:22Z")
This one is brilliant…and the winner. > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Robert Palmer regrets contemplating switching from zombies to vampires for his videos ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2144 "2025-02-26T01:21:16Z")
[![](https://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/eugene1.jpg?w=768&h=905) ](https://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/eugene1.jpg?w=768&h=905) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2145 "2025-02-26T01:26:48Z")
Who released the devil-spawn from their cave? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2146 "2025-02-26T03:31:20Z")
Hansel and Gretel were actually much younger than most people picture them. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2147 "2025-02-26T03:48:16Z")
“Poohbear? Piglet? Eeyore? They’ve gotta be around here somewhere.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2148 "2025-02-26T04:40:06Z")
Did the bunny come this way, Alice? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2149 "2025-02-26T05:10:35Z")
I _knew_ my mom lied about where children come from! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2150 "2025-02-26T11:23:08Z")
Clown’s eye view ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2151 "2025-02-26T18:56:35Z")
🎶 _You’re out of the woods, You’re out of the dark, you’re out of the night, Step into the sun, step into the light._ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2152 "2025-02-26T20:03:14Z")
“…and remember, Mommy said we aren’t supposed to tell _anyone_ where Daddy is hiding.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2153 "2025-02-27T01:13:21Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Who released the devil-spawn from their cave? Go Elmer go (Hey, the quote balloon is back) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2154 "2025-02-27T01:16:55Z")
[![](https://i0.wp.com/unquietthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Ed-Emshwiller-1925-1990-Super-Science-Fiction-Vol.-3-5-1959.jpeg) ](https://i0.wp.com/unquietthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Ed-Emshwiller-1925-1990-Super-Science-Fiction-Vol.-3-5-1959.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2155 "2025-02-27T01:20:42Z")
Hold on tightly, my beloved Glorpz! I’ll repel that swarm of wasps! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2156 "2025-02-27T02:36:42Z")
Wait! I’ve got that not-so-fresh feeling again. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2157 "2025-02-27T05:31:58Z")
I don’t wanna kiss grandma! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2158 "2025-02-27T11:43:11Z")
It takes two to tango, but nowhere does it say what the two have to be, puny human! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2159 "2025-02-28T00:06:33Z")
This one went a different way. The winner: > [@Ferris](#): > > Hold on tightly, my beloved Glorpz! I’ll repel that swarm of wasps! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2160 "2025-02-28T01:22:33Z")
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