# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2024, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/201 "2024-07-23T19:56:24Z")
“Well you’d probably be pissed off too if you had a human head growing out out your back.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2024, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/202 "2024-07-23T22:30:34Z")
I was promised the Lassie marathon. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/203 "2024-07-24T02:05:16Z")
Marmaduke wonders where it all went wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/204 "2024-07-24T02:20:11Z")
The doctor recommended Chantix, Citrucel, probiotics, and a very big dog to take the blame ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/205 "2024-07-24T05:21:06Z")
_ **YOU** _ tell him he’s not allowed to be up on the furniture! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/206 "2024-07-24T10:49:20Z")
“Sure, it costs a lot to feed him, but he scares the Jehovah’s Witnesses away.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/207 "2024-07-24T23:01:53Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > “Life…don’t talk to me about life.” And don’t we all feel that way sometimes? Okay @running_coach go run with it. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/208 "2024-07-24T23:20:53Z")
Super! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/CzfI1F4va_6-png__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/CzfI1F4va_6-png__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/209 "2024-07-24T23:23:34Z")
“I walked a mile for _this_?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/210 "2024-07-24T23:44:34Z")
The Geico Gecko taking a break while the crew sets up another shot. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/211 "2024-07-24T23:55:12Z")
Uber Smokes had a very restrictive ‘maximum delivery quantity’ for its schoolyard division. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/212 "2024-07-25T04:52:02Z")
“Us Tareyton smokers would rather bend over backwards than switch.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/213 "2024-07-25T04:57:10Z")
“It’s my passport to Flavor Country.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/214 "2024-07-25T05:38:56Z")
I’ve heard of climbing the walls wanting a cigarette, but this is ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/215 "2024-07-25T10:49:03Z")
Proof that cigarettes stunt your growth ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/216 "2024-07-25T15:08:04Z")
Come to Marlsquirrel Country. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/217 "2024-07-26T01:32:22Z")
Sorry all, I was playing with a scammer and lost track of time. @iamatractorboy smoked everyone. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/218 "2024-07-26T06:06:58Z")
Thank you! In honour of the Olympics, which officially open today… [I’d be grateful if someone could embed this image as I never seem to be able to on my phone. Thanks.](https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/funny-divers1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/219 "2024-07-26T06:09:07Z")
Let me give it a try … [![](https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/funny-divers1.jpg) ](https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/funny-divers1.jpg) ETA: Yep, looks like it worked. Have at it, folks! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/220 "2024-07-26T06:19:04Z")
Entry: If you’re not feeling up to an inward pike with a twist, just remember that a cannonball always works. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=12)