# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 110
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2181 "2025-03-03T02:38:55Z")
“God! I wish I’d never dragged this cooler along - I must look ridiculous!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2182 "2025-03-03T02:43:31Z")
The side of The KKK they won’t talk about. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2183 "2025-03-03T04:59:11Z")
This is why Future Farmers of America have a dress code now. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2184 "2025-03-03T06:51:36Z")
Disney cutbacks hit latest Avengers movie. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2185 "2025-03-03T06:56:58Z")
“When spring comes, and all the flowers bloom, we’ll have the perfect camouflage!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2186 "2025-03-03T11:52:15Z")
“Are you sure this is Bourbon street?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2187 "2025-03-03T14:38:06Z")
🎶 _Well I came upon a line of freaks They were walking through a field, and I Asked them ‘Where are you going?’ And this they told me… Said they’re going down to Junior’s Farm Gonna play in a poker game Gonna bet a grand before they see the winning hand_ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2188 "2025-03-03T23:08:40Z")
There were a lot of great answers. I couldn’t decide, So i put it to a vote, and my sons picked > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > The piñata’s learned to travel in packs for mutual protection. My one son said the KKK joke would have won if they ended with KKHey! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2189 "2025-03-03T23:31:39Z")
Thank you Dr. Something for the foodies [![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/Cuy_al_horno_20100711.JPG) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/Cuy_al_horno_20100711.JPG) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2190 "2025-03-03T23:34:57Z")
Alfredo Linguini always wondered what happened to Remy. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2191 "2025-03-03T23:37:47Z")
Sunday dinner at Blanche and Baby Jane’s mansion. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2025, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2192 "2025-03-04T00:53:29Z")
When they wrap the leftovers in foil, they make it look like a swan ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2025, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2193 "2025-03-04T01:05:46Z")
The Roast Dachshund entre’ became the favorite after DeVille’s expanded their menu. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2025, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2194 "2025-03-04T01:06:02Z")
Wiener Dog Schnitzel ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2025, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2195 "2025-03-04T07:26:45Z")
Waiter, this is an outrage! The most disgusting thing I have ever seen! I asked for my rat medium-rare!! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2025, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2196 "2025-03-04T08:03:24Z")
When “Fried rat with onions and and tater tots” didn’t sell, the restaurant changed the menu item to “Raton rissoleé avec des oignons et boucheés de pommes de terre.” Because no matter how off-putting a meal is, giving it a French name will always boost sales. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2025, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2197 "2025-03-04T14:58:41Z")
All God’s creatures have a place – right alongside the potatoes and the salad. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2198 "2025-03-04T15:01:55Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Because no matter how off-putting a meal is, giving it a French name will always boost sales. From Frasier – Niles asked Daphne if she thought he was pretentious. Daphne responded with, “You’d eat a worm if I gave it a French name!” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2025, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2199 "2025-03-04T19:50:43Z")
Season 4 of Hell’s Kitchen started badly. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2025, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2200 "2025-03-04T23:19:35Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Sunday dinner at Blanche and Baby Jane’s mansion. So many good responses, so very close to the best But you _are_ @needscoffee, you _are_ in the winner’s chair! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=109) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=111)