# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 111
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2201 "2025-03-06T19:12:32Z")
@needscoffee: play or pass please ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2202 "2025-03-06T19:38:49Z")
Oh, sorry, I forgot I’d submitted this time! [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/r1dFXPC.png "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/r1dFXPC) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2203 "2025-03-06T19:45:31Z")
“C’mon, Ma! Do we really have to wait 'til we get to the woods to poop?” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2204 "2025-03-06T20:28:56Z")
Apparently the school play is about meerkats. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2205 "2025-03-06T20:31:13Z")
Just commit to the bit, kids. If we can fool the bus driver into stopping, we’ve got a fat winter’s sleep ahead! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2206 "2025-03-06T20:39:50Z")
By making themselves look bigger, the bears successfully avoided being preyed upon by the hawk. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2207 "2025-03-07T01:45:04Z")
“I’m tired.” “I’m bored.” “My feet hurt.” “Are we there yet?” “I’m hungry.” “It’s hot.” “I’m cold.” “Can we go back now?” “I’m bored.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2208 "2025-03-07T01:49:59Z")
Yogi’s ex-wife swore to hunt him down and get the back child support he owed. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2209 "2025-03-07T20:25:26Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “C’mon, Ma! Do we really have to wait 'til we get to the woods to poop?” Winner! You’re up, @Elmer_J.Fudd ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2210 "2025-03-07T21:04:00Z")
Thanks! [![](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-09/21/19/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-11074-1506035730-3.png?crop=531:598;7,0&downsize=900:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) ](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-09/21/19/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-11074-1506035730-3.png?crop=531:598;7,0&downsize=900:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2211 "2025-03-07T21:13:01Z")
Buzz with Woody ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2212 "2025-03-07T21:22:53Z")
Hey Barbie! Wanna Party? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2213 "2025-03-07T22:51:50Z")
Babe, let me take you to infinity and beyond! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2214 "2025-03-08T05:06:55Z")
It wasn’t originally green, but after repeated shore leave on Orion… ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2215 "2025-03-08T06:20:10Z")
“Greetings – I am Buzz Lightyear, and I come in peace.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2216 "2025-03-08T06:24:37Z")
“I am Buzz Lightyear, and I am searching for Rozalinda, the four-breasted queen of the planet Rozniac.” _(little fusion of **Toy Story** and **Frasier** there)_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2217 "2025-03-08T10:29:05Z")
Don’t worry, Mr. Lightyear. Space herpes can be cured very easily these days. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2218 "2025-03-08T15:33:33Z")
You say you got a Woody? Check THIS out! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2219 "2025-03-08T16:35:12Z")
Buzz enjoys watching Bo Peep with her sheep. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2220 "2025-03-09T07:19:37Z")
The winner… > [@iamatractorboy](#): > > Buzz with Woody [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=110) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=112)