# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 112
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2221 "2025-03-09T07:28:16Z")
Thanks Elmer! Let’s try a different kind of straw… > **[https://preview.redd.it/51js51lrow151.jpg?auto=webp&s=078b3e8c8787a6e2e58952...](https://preview.redd.it/51js51lrow151.jpg?auto=webp&s=078b3e8c8787a6e2e58952474bd233acfee49796)** ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2222 "2025-03-09T10:42:19Z")
When “Roll in the hay” becomes literal ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2223 "2025-03-09T19:37:54Z")
“No, Simon - when I said I had to bale, I didn’t mean…oh never mind.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2224 "2025-03-09T19:44:59Z")
There’s a reason the maids down at the pub are warned about going home with Little Boy Blue. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2225 "2025-03-09T19:54:02Z")
After yet another early finish, Little Bo Peep gave the farmhand a baleful glare. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2226 "2025-03-09T20:14:35Z")
Does this apply to the birds and the bees? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2227 "2025-03-09T20:17:31Z")
Evidence of her even further misfortune, she was heard to say “I guess I did find a needle in a haystack.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2228 "2025-03-10T07:53:24Z")
Slithy takes it! Made me chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2229 "2025-03-10T16:33:27Z")
Thanks! How about something from the rarefied heights of the fine art world: [![](https://artofericwayne.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/32c2403847629f3ba6b526f5fa939631.jpg) ](https://artofericwayne.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/32c2403847629f3ba6b526f5fa939631.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2230 "2025-03-10T16:38:42Z")
McDonalds’ latest cost saving ploy-Condiment Cathy. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2231 "2025-03-10T17:17:29Z")
It’s Gaackson Pollock ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2232 "2025-03-10T18:33:19Z")
This is why Skittles changed their slogan to “Taste the Rainbow” from “Stuff Your Face with the Rainbow” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2233 "2025-03-10T19:41:51Z")
Self-loathing is an occupational hazard for the President’s personal Spray Tanner. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2234 "2025-03-10T20:23:18Z")
It’s called “Vomit on Vomit” and the girl is plastic. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2235 "2025-03-10T21:10:20Z")
Usually, modern art is more likely to make the audience nauseous. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2236 "2025-03-11T00:04:23Z")
You know what they say about modern art - “my kid could do something that good.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2237 "2025-03-11T16:25:58Z")
All winners, though my favorite was the simplest > [@knoodler](#): > > It’s Gaackson Pollock Thanks everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2238 "2025-03-13T19:32:11Z")
@knoodler hasn’t been on the boards for a couple of days. Per game rules, anyone may post an image now. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2239 "2025-03-14T02:00:15Z")
I’ll give it a go. Sticking with the fine art theme … [![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/df/Nicolas_Poussin_-_Et_in_Arcadia_ego_%28deuxi%C3%A8me_version%29.jpg/800px-Nicolas_Poussin_-_Et_in_Arcadia_ego_%28deuxi%C3%A8me_version%29.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/df/Nicolas_Poussin_-_Et_in_Arcadia_ego_%28deuxi%C3%A8me_version%29.jpg/800px-Nicolas_Poussin_-_Et_in_Arcadia_ego_%28deuxi%C3%A8me_version%29.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2240 "2025-03-14T03:04:37Z")
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