# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 115
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2281 "2025-03-17T16:27:43Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > ^^^ [I’m not even going to try to beat that] High praise coming from the Fudd himself! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2282 "2025-03-17T18:45:42Z")
“I like it, but do you have it in red?” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2283 "2025-03-17T18:48:55Z")
Theirs was a tragic romance.True love, but could not be accepted by a society insisting that food stay away from feet. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2284 "2025-03-17T19:00:18Z")
An interesting premise, but market research showed that bananas were best used for slippers. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2285 "2025-03-17T20:05:31Z")
It’s a problem if your shoe is an NFT. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2286 "2025-03-17T20:48:58Z")
Make me a banana smoothie - and step on it! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2287 "2025-03-18T00:47:14Z")
Ditch the Birks, or it’s splitsville, babe. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2288 "2025-03-18T01:34:25Z")
The best thing about minion-skin sandles is the availability of replacement parts. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2289 "2025-03-18T07:44:59Z")
After running its course of “banana in my ear” jokes, the fruit is repurposed. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2290 "2025-03-18T16:17:34Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > The last word in slip-ons. I agree with **Elmer\_J. Fudd**. This is the sole contender. Though the industry standard term is _bannandal_. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2291 "2025-03-18T18:01:05Z")
Thanks! [![](https://cdn.thecoolist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Riken-Robear-weird-invention.jpg) ](https://cdn.thecoolist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Riken-Robear-weird-invention.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2292 "2025-03-18T18:04:42Z")
The Japanese remake of _The Revenant_ is a little tamer than the DiCaprio version. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2293 "2025-03-18T18:14:29Z")
The first product of The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation; _The Automatic Person Folder_, was not a rousing success. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2294 "2025-03-18T18:20:09Z")
Warning: Do not use the _snorgle_ command except in the case of uncooperative children. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2295 "2025-03-18T18:23:12Z")
The first test of the Robear Automatic Sushi Chef revealed some flaws in it’s programming. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2296 "2025-03-18T19:53:31Z")
Despite her success, Dr. Sun still wished she’d been assigned to the Roboshark project instead. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2297 "2025-03-19T01:41:16Z")
The Japanese version of the story had a much darker ending when baby Robear found Goldilocks in its bed. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2298 "2025-03-19T02:56:41Z")
I don’t care for this version of _BioShock_. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2299 "2025-03-19T03:01:59Z")
“My robotic spine can take this, but I’m still filching a few Percocet out of the Pyxis later.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2300 "2025-03-19T07:21:13Z")
This model had a glitch that resulted in it tearing off a patient’s ear. Its processor had put a no-break space between ROB and EAR. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=114) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=116)