# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 116
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2301 "2025-03-19T15:01:27Z")
“Hello. I am Bayrmax, your personal body mover. Where do you want to go today?” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2302 "2025-03-21T01:21:40Z")
For safety reasons, phrases like “Snap!” and “So crushing this!” were later removed from the voice control function. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2303 "2025-03-21T03:39:11Z")
Oops, sorry it’s been a busy day. Okay, theh winnah iz: > [@Ferris](#): > > For safety reasons, phrases like “Snap!” and “So crushing this!” were later removed from the voice control function. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2304 "2025-03-21T10:09:21Z")
[![](https://thinkbluela.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Bobby-Cox-Arguing-wwwaccessnorthgacom.png) ](https://thinkbluela.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Bobby-Cox-Arguing-wwwaccessnorthgacom.png) Thanks, @Lumpy I won’t argue with your decision. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2305 "2025-03-21T11:35:12Z")
Go ahead!!! Pull my finger again, you vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!!! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2306 "2025-03-21T11:42:03Z")
I’m telling you!! It was worse than Detroit!!! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2307 "2025-03-21T11:42:59Z")
Everyone thinks I’m yelling at you!!! In truth I have no idea what to say!!! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2308 "2025-03-21T11:44:52Z")
Do you feel pretty???!!! Well, do you???!!! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2309 "2025-03-21T13:28:34Z")
It’s less filling, and that’s that! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2310 "2025-03-21T13:51:23Z")
Have you seen my Sid, my finch???!!! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2311 "2025-03-21T14:46:17Z")
“No, 0.99999… does NOT equal 1!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2312 "2025-03-21T14:52:38Z")
“I’m gonna break your cane and shoot your dog!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2313 "2025-03-21T21:18:09Z")
“You have mustard on your chin. It makes you look silly. Wipe it off.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2314 "2025-03-22T22:25:31Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I’m telling you!! It was worse than Detroit!!! My pick of a great bunch - over to you, @running_coach ! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2315 "2025-03-22T22:30:34Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/67d2a86b7e0ff__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/67d2a86b7e0ff__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2316 "2025-03-22T22:49:30Z")
Breeders soon discovered consumers just weren’t ready for gluten-free breeds. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2317 "2025-03-22T23:23:16Z")
A mistranslation of “vegetarian dog food”. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2318 "2025-03-22T23:40:24Z")
A genuine collie flower. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2319 "2025-03-23T04:33:36Z")
Stage Two success! In Stage Three, we now breed this with an Irish Cheese Hound. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2320 "2025-03-23T16:15:04Z")
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