# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 117
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2321 "2025-03-23T22:40:07Z")
A toss-up (as in coin) between **Spoons** and **knoodler.** @Spoons scoops up the win. Here’s the gallery it came from. > **[These 34 Cute Food Creations By Min Kyungjin Are Almost Too Sweet To Eat (New...](https://www.boredpanda.com/cute-food-art-min-kyungjin-part-3/)** > > If you’ve seen Min Kyungjin’s food art before, you already know how amazing her creations are. This artist from Korea has a special talent for making food that’s not only delicious but also incredibly cute. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2322 "2025-03-24T02:33:25Z")
Thanks! Let’s continue with the animal theme, shall we? [![](https://wallpapers.com/images/high/funny-cat-and-dog-pictures-58crsfi7cz2ibu65.webp) ](https://wallpapers.com/images/high/funny-cat-and-dog-pictures-58crsfi7cz2ibu65.webp) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2323 "2025-03-24T11:38:15Z")
Bowtie! Come back! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2324 "2025-03-25T17:51:20Z")
Guess it’s time to wrap this one up. And @running_coach is going to take it by default. That’s okay, Coach, I liked your entry anyway—it made me smile, and I was hoping we’d get something like that. Your turn, @running_coach ! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2325 "2025-03-25T18:10:40Z")
If you’d like, you can take another try at it. It seems the weird and wacky wins out over ordinary images in sparking the imagination. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2326 "2025-03-25T18:53:06Z")
Thanks! I’ll give it another go, then. This one seems kind of weird and wacky: [![](https://i.insider.com/5b2036685e48ec46008b45d4?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp) ](https://i.insider.com/5b2036685e48ec46008b45d4?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2327 "2025-03-25T19:03:59Z")
🎶 Who let the dogs eat out?🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2328 "2025-03-25T19:05:53Z")
So many utensils. So few opposable thumbs. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2329 "2025-03-25T19:08:02Z")
Dining at the Chateau le Woof. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2330 "2025-03-25T19:09:20Z")
Waiters love this place. When they tell the diners to sit, they sit. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2331 "2025-03-25T19:36:52Z")
The rare steak for me, too, please. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2332 "2025-03-25T20:49:43Z")
Anxiously awaiting the cat turd Canapés ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2333 "2025-03-25T21:50:27Z")
How gauche. Guests at a formal dinner party tucking their napkins into their collars. (Clutches pearls) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2334 "2025-03-25T21:56:34Z")
“When does the poker game start?” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2335 "2025-03-25T23:26:37Z")
Is the dog front left thinking ‘they could have given me a damn booster seat!’ ? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2025, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2336 "2025-03-26T03:23:45Z")
Jesse was so proud. It was his first time sitting at The Good Boy table. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2025, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2337 "2025-03-26T19:21:58Z")
Although I’m a little disappointed that nobody made a pun involving something like, “Would any of you like to see a whine list?”, I thought they were all great. But the edge has to go to @Kent_Clark for this one. > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > How gauche. Guests at a formal dinner party tucking their napkins into their collars. (Clutches pearls) It was the “clutches pearls” that cinched it, and nearly caused my monitor to have a coffee shower. Well done, Kent, and it’s your turn. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2025, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2338 "2025-03-26T20:00:45Z")
Okay, the cats get equal time. [![](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/NhguxSWE10JcRF1OLoIpyAflDh8=/1200x882/media/img/photo/2014/05/cats-and-dogs-dressed-as-people-100-years-ago/f12_0004033u/original.jpg) ](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/thumbor/NhguxSWE10JcRF1OLoIpyAflDh8=/1200x882/media/img/photo/2014/05/cats-and-dogs-dressed-as-people-100-years-ago/f12_0004033u/original.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2025, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2339 "2025-03-26T20:50:50Z")
“When the Catians go rolling along”. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2025, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2340 "2025-03-26T21:09:17Z")
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