# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/221 "2024-07-26T06:21:54Z")
Thanks Spoons ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/222 "2024-07-26T10:41:18Z")
You don’t need the [Squatty Potty](https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q?si=JyqCpXWGevxq-AId) if you sit like this. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/223 "2024-07-26T14:54:52Z")
Elon Musk aces the gold at the Olympics. And it only cost him 75 gazillion dollars. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/224 "2024-07-26T16:05:43Z")
Walter "Grimace " Melon attempts the Triple Lindy. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/225 "2024-07-26T18:06:39Z")
Larry the Singing Diver working his trade. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/226 "2024-07-26T18:13:50Z")
FBI analysts report that the bullet which grazed Trump was actually a tiny homunculus, and produced this AI image to show the instant when, realizing he’ll miss the target, determined to take a passing bite. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/227 "2024-07-27T01:29:49Z")
Putting the trampoline in the cactus patch had been a serious mistake. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/228 "2024-07-27T05:43:37Z")
Sneaking in with a spiky response, Ferris is the winner! Your turn Ferris. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/229 "2024-07-27T07:34:13Z")
Ooh, thanks @iamatractorboy ! Let’s go with this one (and hope the link preview is still ok): > **[Pin on Dance Memes](https://nz.pinterest.com/pin/273523377348302658/)** > > ,徐若�u虽然孕期辛苦，但她却很坚强，尽管早餐后要吃13颗药，她仍自豪一次可以吞5颗药。然而，今日，徐若�u一如往常打针后，却忘了按压，血从针眼处流了1个小时，当她发现后，血液已经穿透2层裤子，还染红外层的毛巾，她说：“血儿、您也太大费周章了吧”。“出走”已经成为当下青年人的普遍情绪，在一个纷繁杂乱的时代，我们需要出走，需要壮游，却也不得不回来，与现实对接。中新网8月4日电... Edit: Ugh! Lots of text - sorry. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/230 "2024-07-27T09:16:17Z")
When the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse attempt interpretative dance. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/231 "2024-07-27T12:13:41Z")
[The Brothers Four](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brothers_Four) reunion was just tutu much to handle. (link provided for the yutes) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/232 "2024-07-27T12:34:04Z")
The afterlife is not what George Bailey thought it would be. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/233 "2024-07-27T13:22:46Z")
When performing the _Nutcracker Suite_, the dancers discovered that the title actually refers to their thighs. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/234 "2024-07-27T14:20:42Z")
Weird Al and his band performing “Swine Lake”. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/235 "2024-07-27T15:07:57Z")
A failed attempt at gaining Putin’s favor. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/236 "2024-07-27T15:18:43Z")
This is what happens when you’re kicked out of the Polar Bears club. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/237 "2024-07-27T16:10:02Z")
“The Snow Fairies” wasn’t what I’d expected… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/238 "2024-07-27T16:11:08Z")
Coming up at the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/239 "2024-07-27T17:28:14Z")
In a mashup of Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky and Dick Butkus, we present the _Buttcracker Suite_ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/240 "2024-07-27T18:47:07Z")
You’ve heard of the Chunkendales? This is the Porkchop Ballet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=13)