# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 123
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2441 "2025-04-06T20:16:10Z")
Bob made History the day he defeated 7 opponents simultaneously in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2442 "2025-04-06T20:17:52Z")
The other side of the MLK assassination ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2443 "2025-04-06T21:03:27Z")
The crowd makes bets on the trajectory of the jumper. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2444 "2025-04-06T21:05:51Z")
“Look! Up in the sky! It’s Superman! And he’s conducting an auction!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2445 "2025-04-06T21:05:58Z")
The Meaningless Gestures Club has it’s first public meeting. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2446 "2025-04-06T21:07:41Z")
“Shop teachers, Unite!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2447 "2025-04-06T21:35:03Z")
The Shadow Puppet Players rehearse for the stampede scene. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2448 "2025-04-07T16:43:30Z")
The dress code for Black Sabbath concerts is more formal than you might imagine. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2449 "2025-04-07T16:58:55Z")
Seconds after this photo was taken, the corpse of King Kong smashed the bidders into street paste. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2450 "2025-04-07T17:46:42Z")
[That was which street again](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/absurdly-trivial-king-kong-question/340731)? 😜 ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2451 "2025-04-07T19:25:36Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > The crowd makes bets on the trajectory of the jumper. That’s the American way! Take it, @running_coach ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2452 "2025-04-07T19:35:47Z")
Thanks! Have at it. [![](https://preview.redd.it/s7h204oweof31.png?auto=webp&s=19229fd6332ebbfb95d1f891c4219e492a62707b) ](https://preview.redd.it/s7h204oweof31.png?auto=webp&s=19229fd6332ebbfb95d1f891c4219e492a62707b) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2453 "2025-04-07T19:38:39Z")
No, a watermelon is not a really fat cucumber. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2454 "2025-04-07T19:50:02Z")
Fluffy the Catermelon. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2455 "2025-04-08T02:05:57Z")
“I heard [a bald eagle tried to hatch a rock](https://people.com/pets/bald-eagle-who-tried-to-incubate-rock-gets-foster-baby-bird/). Hold my beer.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2456 "2025-04-08T08:04:59Z")
No! I’m not going to do a ‘bird _dog_ on my Swiss Ball! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2457 "2025-04-08T09:10:27Z")
“Cats hate water. I’m just keeping it in the melon, is all.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2458 "2025-04-08T16:14:55Z")
From melon collie to melon tabby ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2459 "2025-04-08T16:36:03Z")
“I find it comfortable. Don’t judge me.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2460 "2025-04-08T16:49:59Z")
Let’s not pretend this “ha-ha - he masturbates in front of me” thing is a one-way street, okay? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=122) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=124)