# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 124
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2461 "2025-04-08T19:38:19Z")
@Slithy_Tove beats out **knoodler** by a stroke. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2462 "2025-04-08T19:45:23Z")
Thanks @running_coach No offense anybody, and even though it’s not in the rules, I don’t want to play it where the previous winners pass it back and forth. Therefore: **It’s anyone’s game. First pic posted is the next pic in play** ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2463 "2025-04-08T23:01:45Z")
Okay, okay. Here we go. [![](https://aragonoutlook.org/images/old-site-article-images/articles/november2011/news.batboy.jpg) ](https://aragonoutlook.org/images/old-site-article-images/articles/november2011/news.batboy.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2464 "2025-04-08T23:06:17Z")
Now you know why there had to be a cleanup in Aisle 3. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2465 "2025-04-08T23:23:40Z")
There was a sale at Penny’s!!! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2466 "2025-04-08T23:26:49Z")
Beware the prize for winning a quiz in the _Weekly World News_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2467 "2025-04-09T01:35:10Z")
I asked you to pick up a cat toy, not a bat boy! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2468 "2025-04-09T01:38:44Z")
Shit. I picked one without a barcode sticker. Now everyone in line glares at me until the attendant comes over. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2469 "2025-04-09T02:12:33Z")
I didn’t even know they gave these away at the shelter. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2470 "2025-04-09T02:13:34Z")
Wonders what the dentist will think of _this_ one. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2471 "2025-04-09T03:55:44Z")
Once Dobby broke bad, it was time for the ol’ weighted sack into the river. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2472 "2025-04-09T06:01:16Z")
_Star Trek_ decided to go in a dark new direction with its casting of Spock. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2473 "2025-04-09T10:28:32Z")
New hood mount available at the Nosferauto shop ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2474 "2025-04-09T17:52:18Z")
> [@iamatractorboy](#): > > _Star Trek_ decided to go in a dark new direction with its casting of Spock. We have a winner! ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2475 "2025-04-09T18:34:11Z")
Thanks Knoodler! Ok, this one is unashamedly stolen from a rather old BBC caption competition… [![](https://www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/6af3e78169b75b84a6adc54d19c34500ac3353a7.jpg) ](https://www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/6af3e78169b75b84a6adc54d19c34500ac3353a7.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2476 "2025-04-09T18:42:36Z")
“No, they didn’t even pay me the Emperor’s Credit when I signed up.” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2477 "2025-04-09T19:24:42Z")
Pardon me, boy, is this the Pennsylvania Station? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2478 "2025-04-09T19:27:46Z")
"Sorry, kid. I don’t have any chewin’ bacca. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2479 "2025-04-09T20:39:34Z")
“I’ve been on the road ever since they blew up the second Death Star outside of Endor.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2480 "2025-04-09T20:43:22Z")
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