# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 126
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2501 "2025-04-12T02:02:08Z")
Thanks, [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/67bdf69bb4534_bwaapnq7m7le1-jpeg__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/67bdf69bb4534_bwaapnq7m7le1-jpeg__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2502 "2025-04-12T02:09:28Z")
Nobody will believe me that I met Leonard Nimoy!!! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2503 "2025-04-12T02:10:17Z")
“Curious. There is nothing to meld with.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2504 "2025-04-12T02:11:10Z")
Give me…_the bullet_. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2505 "2025-04-12T02:16:14Z")
“Tell me…is Aunt Bee single?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2506 "2025-04-12T14:18:58Z")
“Er, I don’t rightly know where a ‘mirror portal’ would be be, but you could try the Mt. Pilot Retail Outlet. They got all kinds of stuff!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2507 "2025-04-12T14:28:11Z")
There’s that speck of dust. Hold still. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2508 "2025-04-12T14:38:27Z")
“Otis” sent me. There will be no more harassment of the Supreme Leader over public intoxication. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2509 "2025-04-13T01:41:31Z")
Take your turn @Dr.Winston_OBoogie ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2510 "2025-04-13T02:09:08Z")
Let’s try this: [![](https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/doctor-who-robot-revolution.jpg) ](https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/doctor-who-robot-revolution.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2511 "2025-04-13T02:12:52Z")
“The pants fit okay, but the jacket is way too big.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2512 "2025-04-13T02:18:43Z")
Jimmy was thrilled Christmas morning to discover that he’d gotten a limited edition Major Matt Mason™ Astro-Bot, complete with electric lights and the expansion pack missile launcher. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2513 "2025-04-13T07:00:19Z")
John immediately regretted calling the T-2000 ‘Four Eyes’ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2514 "2025-04-13T07:16:35Z")
“For all the mega-high-technology that I contain, you’d think the inventor could have incorporated something so I don’t have to wear three triode vacuum tubes on my left wrist. I guess I know what _my_ Kryptonite is.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2515 "2025-04-13T16:34:11Z")
I’ve been talking to Marvin, and he hates me. I’m so depressed. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2516 "2025-04-13T20:25:55Z")
The Victoria’s Secret Vibrobot. $399.95. (Highlighter pen sold separately) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2517 "2025-04-14T02:46:47Z")
Kinda like how > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “The pants fit okay, but the jacket is way too big.” Ignores that it’s a freakin’ killbot, ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2518 "2025-04-14T02:57:26Z")
Why does everything have to be a killbot? [![](https://the-robotman.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Robby-1-700x839.png) ](https://the-robotman.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Robby-1-700x839.png) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2519 "2025-04-14T03:03:43Z")
“Danger, Wilma Robinson! Danger!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2520 "2025-04-14T03:05:21Z")
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