# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 127
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2521 "2025-04-14T05:10:55Z")
Robbie didn’t mind being in the Friend Zone. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2522 "2025-04-14T05:33:25Z")
No garden gnomes for Sarah; she had something different for the rose beds. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2523 "2025-04-14T14:23:59Z")
Pleasurebots are available in giant toy mode or fuckable mode. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2524 "2025-04-14T14:28:53Z")
It’s true. There’s only one thing that can come between a boy and his robot. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2525 "2025-04-14T15:10:07Z")
Mom, we are in love. I can tell you do not accept this, but she makes me happy. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2526 "2025-04-14T16:09:59Z")
Julie’s new boyfriend lived up to her description of him: tall, well defined and exceptionally good at mathematics, if a little emotionally detached. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2527 "2025-04-14T21:31:59Z")
HomeBot 6000 suddenly had a light bulb moment: why didn’t he just _kill_ all humans…? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2528 "2025-04-14T21:52:05Z")
Once again, Robbie is relieved so little is actually forbidden by the three laws of robotics. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2529 "2025-04-15T01:44:55Z")
It was a muti-way tie, but throwing in the laws of robotics edges @Elmer_J.Fudd over the top. Execute your programming, Mr. Fudd. > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Once again, Robbie is relieved so little is actually forbidden by the three laws of robotics. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2530 "2025-04-15T02:09:49Z")
Thanks! Sticking with the theme… [![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f5/ec/50/f5ec50c791e485236ba03ae329786c74.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f5/ec/50/f5ec50c791e485236ba03ae329786c74.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2531 "2025-04-15T02:22:49Z")
I think I’m about to be screwed. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2532 "2025-04-15T02:32:53Z")
Her last boyfriend was Rusty. He bolted. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2533 "2025-04-15T02:52:13Z")
Transsisters are extremely common in robots. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2534 "2025-04-15T04:10:38Z")
When the speed setting on its ‘self-abuse’ function is set to eleven. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2535 "2025-04-15T05:25:04Z")
HAL’s distant predecessor also had a screw loose ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2536 "2025-04-15T17:30:49Z")
And _that’s_ how we deal with constipation. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2537 "2025-04-15T18:02:40Z")
The tragedy of having only a Phillips-head screwdriver and a slotted screw. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2538 "2025-04-16T03:17:10Z")
The winner… > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Her last boyfriend was Rusty. He bolted. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2539 "2025-04-16T03:41:59Z")
Let’s commemorate Jean Nicolet, who landed on the western shore of Lake Michigan thinking he’d reached China, and thought he’d outdone Columbus by bringing appropriate clothing [![](https://www.legendsofamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Jean-NicoletArrivesWisconsin.jpg) ](https://www.legendsofamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Jean-NicoletArrivesWisconsin.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2540 "2025-04-16T03:44:40Z")
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