# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 128
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2541 "2025-04-16T04:36:16Z")
A man has to look his best when it’s time to get invading. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2542 "2025-04-16T10:37:09Z")
“No, we don’t have any 'flied lice.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2543 "2025-04-16T14:55:36Z")
“My brothers, I am here to warn you! The Irish are coming to your land!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2544 "2025-04-16T14:56:53Z")
He arrived with a bang. Or two. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2545 "2025-04-16T15:19:52Z")
“Jamie want big bang, Jamie got big bang” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2546 "2025-04-16T15:43:53Z")
Guys, this fur trader has some weird threads. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2547 "2025-04-16T16:21:58Z")
After a lukewarm reception upon debut, the Village Person quickly realised that his new song had some missing ingredients. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2548 "2025-04-16T16:36:31Z")
The origins of “Red Light, Green Light”. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2549 "2025-04-16T19:39:45Z")
_(caption is from the viewpoint of the Native American in the foreground…)_ “Oh, hell. There goes the neighborhood.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2550 "2025-04-17T03:16:06Z")
@Spoons went there and won ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2551 "2025-04-17T03:57:30Z")
Thanks! Now, let’s see what you can do with this: [![](https://cp14.nevsepic.com.ua/188/18748/thumbs/1385072271-147547603_0b416043ae_o.jpg) ](https://cp14.nevsepic.com.ua/188/18748/thumbs/1385072271-147547603_0b416043ae_o.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2552 "2025-04-17T03:59:27Z")
“When you’re finished live-streaming, how about making me a sandwich?” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2553 "2025-04-17T04:12:07Z")
Don’t you mean, “Sudo make me a sandwich?” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2554 "2025-04-17T04:15:26Z")
'Yes, she’s my wife but you should see the one that got away!" ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2555 "2025-04-17T04:16:20Z")
“Don’t believe her, she used to be this wide!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2556 "2025-04-17T04:17:27Z")
“Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2557 "2025-04-17T04:19:03Z")
“I just flew back from Philly, and boy are my arms tired!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2558 "2025-04-17T04:19:05Z")
Having disposed of Barbie, Midge is about to experience karma. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2559 "2025-04-17T04:27:04Z")
Don Draper is peeved when a woman won’t look at him while he describes his penis size. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2560 "2025-04-17T04:50:29Z")
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