# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 129
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2561 "2025-04-17T05:22:31Z")
After a lukewarm reception upon debut, the Village Person quickly realised that his new song had some missing ingredients. [Well, I thought it was worth trying again…] ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2562 "2025-04-17T11:41:33Z")
“Some housewife you are. Look how yellow the walls have gotten!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2563 "2025-04-17T11:44:38Z")
> [@iamatractorboy](#): > > After a lukewarm reception upon debut, the Village Person quickly realised that his new song had some missing ingredients. > > [Well, I thought it was worth trying again…] [not an entry] A hyphen?[/nae] ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2564 "2025-04-17T15:01:24Z")
LOL How did I miss that? 😆 ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2565 "2025-04-17T23:48:48Z")
If you look closely, she’s highly flexible and he’s across her lap wearing capris and ballet flats ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2566 "2025-04-18T06:42:37Z")
I think @Elmer_J.Fudd is going to take it for this one: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away.” Thanks for the Sinatra earworm, Elmer. Anyway, it’s all yours! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2567 "2025-04-18T14:12:53Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.houseofhawthornes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Top-2B-25282-2529-650x415.jpg) ](https://www.houseofhawthornes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Top-2B-25282-2529-650x415.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2568 "2025-04-18T14:25:27Z")
I thought Hazel-rah would be happy after defeating General Woundwort. Now we have to worry about a “final solution”? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2569 "2025-04-18T14:54:34Z")
When Bunny comes limping home again, hurrah, hurrah. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2570 "2025-04-18T14:55:24Z")
And the Band Played Bright Eyes. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2571 "2025-04-18T14:56:08Z")
Why Did We Do It In The Road? ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2572 "2025-04-18T14:56:43Z")
Never, ever call a tortoise ‘slow’. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2573 "2025-04-18T14:58:22Z")
Just knowing that @Elmer_J.Fudd would never terrorize the colony again was worth the casualties. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2574 "2025-04-18T16:36:09Z")
Peter, Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and the others decided to pay Beatrix Potter a visit and ask her to tone down the character of Mr. McGregor. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2575 "2025-04-18T16:52:36Z")
A rabbit like that, you don’t eat him all at once! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2576 "2025-04-18T17:41:09Z")
_The Retreat of the Cuniculi,_ an often overlooked episode in the aftermath of the Battle of… well, most of them, actually. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2577 "2025-04-18T18:10:43Z")
They said it was duck season! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2578 "2025-04-18T18:37:18Z")
Rabbits’ paws aren’t so lucky for _us_! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2579 "2025-04-18T21:46:02Z")
This always happens when we tell them we don’t actually lay the eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2580 "2025-04-19T18:01:17Z")
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