# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 131
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2601 "2025-04-21T02:21:51Z")
Napoleon said, “An army marches on its stomach.” Field Marshal Posturepedic proved it could also sleep on it. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2602 "2025-04-21T03:21:10Z")
Prototype Oompah Loompahs before they figured out they needed to design for urination. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2603 "2025-04-21T03:21:52Z")
Early attempts at addressing male incontinence tended to draw design inspiration from women’s sanitary products. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2604 "2025-04-21T03:30:36Z")
Jolly Jack Tar proofs himself against sodomy and the lash, but still leaves welcome to rum. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2605 "2025-04-21T06:17:03Z")
I would say ‘that’s that’, Mattress Man. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2606 "2025-04-21T06:28:51Z")
Has your chimney sweep gone on strike? Tired of waiting for the government to repeal anti-child slavery laws? Why not try our new chimney-unblocker service? For just £2 6s a month, your chimney will be soot-free and fit for a roaring, lung-beneficial carbon dioxide-emitting fire. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2607 "2025-04-21T15:02:14Z")
Should an enemy submarine hole us with his torpedo, a brave crewman attired such as this will wedge himself into the breach while his mates pack the edges with oakum. If they’re Marines we must remind them to go feet out/head in. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2608 "2025-04-21T15:27:04Z")
The vice president prefers his security detail be well-upholstered ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2609 "2025-04-22T09:53:54Z")
Gonna have to give it to @Kent_Clark for this one: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Napoleon said, “An army marches on its stomach.” Field Marshal Posturepedic proved it could also sleep on it. It was the “Field Marshal Posturpedic” that did it. Well done, **Kent** , and you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2610 "2025-04-22T16:09:34Z")
In keeping with the military theme [![](https://ploominator19.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/japanese.jpeg?w=600) ](https://ploominator19.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/japanese.jpeg?w=600) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2611 "2025-04-22T17:05:59Z")
“Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend at Elon Musk’s compound with all this stuff.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2612 "2025-04-22T21:56:44Z")
Sorry to stow away, but I need to bull-ride on a torpedo. It’s kind of my signature thing ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2613 "2025-04-22T22:01:04Z")
Slim Dusty’s singing career was a cover for his espionage activities for Australia. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2614 "2025-04-22T22:01:35Z")
“I warned you that reliable intel in these waters would be slim pickins.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2615 "2025-04-22T22:02:17Z")
The Axis powers were known for their innovative game shows. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2616 "2025-04-23T03:48:51Z")
Those queueing for the bathroom became much more testy after Albert’s second fart. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2617 "2025-04-23T03:50:52Z")
Ve haf vays off making you talk. Yah, ve know you haf family in ze bye-yoo. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2618 "2025-04-23T03:54:13Z")
Are these Nazis, Walter? No Donny, they’re nihilists. And shut the fuck up. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2619 "2025-04-23T05:15:16Z")
The Germans and the Japanese expect that people can poop at bayonet-point. And that cognitive flaw will be both your downfall, I assure you. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2620 "2025-04-23T22:18:59Z")
@running_coach wins this round (and second place to @knoodler) for coming up with something that had nothing to do with the actual movie or Slim Pickens. > [@running\_coach](#): > > The Axis powers were known for their innovative game shows. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=130) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=132)