# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 132
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2621 "2025-04-23T23:00:45Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/463608820_1204528147321481_7483752565825778082_n-67a1d4c2e1520__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/463608820_1204528147321481_7483752565825778082_n-67a1d4c2e1520__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2622 "2025-04-23T23:06:54Z")
🎶 _They’re cousins Identical cousins all the way_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2623 "2025-04-23T23:20:01Z")
The story of The Little Mermaid, retold with dogs. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2624 "2025-04-24T00:36:28Z")
Dude, it’s actually pretty warm in here - you don’t need your wetsuit! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2625 "2025-04-24T01:05:56Z")
“Wanna mark my territory?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2626 "2025-04-24T03:30:45Z")
Sammy the Seal was notorious for photo-bombing at every opportunity. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2627 "2025-04-24T22:55:14Z")
Joey, do you like movies with Esther Williams? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2628 "2025-04-24T23:04:19Z")
With a phenomenal finishing kick, @Slithy_Tove nips **Dr. Winston\_O’Boogie** at the line by a whisker. The good **Dr.** gets props for _The Patty Duke Show_ reference. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2629 "2025-04-25T00:00:26Z")
I liked @Dr.Winston_OBoogie’s too, so: [![](https://i0.wp.com/dinnerisserved1972.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/patty-dance.gif?resize=320%2C240&ssl=1) ](https://i0.wp.com/dinnerisserved1972.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/patty-dance.gif?resize=320%2C240&ssl=1) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2630 "2025-04-25T00:04:50Z")
The only surviving clip of an early Beatles video for the never released _Patty Lane_. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2631 "2025-04-25T00:11:52Z")
1950’s teens often had poorly attached hands. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2632 "2025-04-25T00:36:53Z")
The dance parties right after the first broadcast of _A Charlie Brown Christmas_ were bonkers. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2633 "2025-04-25T02:32:59Z")
“I only have three seconds to dry my nail polish!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2634 "2025-04-25T04:15:27Z")
Oh yeah that top’s coming off. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2635 "2025-04-25T04:18:24Z")
“Gosh, Binkie! How did so many gnats get into the malt shop?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2636 "2025-04-25T10:59:56Z")
Of all the times to get a sudden epileptic fit.. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2637 "2025-04-25T14:36:57Z")
**Not in play but possibly relevant** [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/VmjWO7oY8LU/maxresdefault.jpg "John Belushi as Joe Cocker Just A Little Help From My Friends") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmjWO7oY8LU) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2638 "2025-04-25T14:53:25Z")
Commercial for Willie Wonka’s newest candy-SpazzleBerry Chews. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2639 "2025-04-25T14:54:44Z")
Someone spiked the Nehi with molly, again. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2640 "2025-04-25T22:11:51Z")
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