# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 133
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2641 "2025-04-25T23:26:03Z")
@needscoffee you win. Let s have it. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2642 "2025-04-26T00:02:34Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.imgur.com/RLnAm6K.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/RLnAm6K.png) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2643 "2025-04-26T01:59:44Z")
Despite primitive production values, not to mention a callous disregard for safety, school plays from 100 years ago managed to capture the spirit of the original material. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2644 "2025-04-26T02:23:52Z")
Having neither frog nor scalpel, Mr. Jenkins the relief science teacher had to swiftly improvise for the dissection class. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2645 "2025-04-26T02:33:57Z")
When a deranged furry invaded the girls’ school play, Mr. Jenkin’s quick action with a fire axe saved the day. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2646 "2025-04-26T02:56:41Z")
Good job, girls. Now we don’t need the litter box in the classroom. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2647 "2025-04-26T06:05:13Z")
_The Swarm 2_: Coming to a classroom near you. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2648 "2025-04-26T06:52:49Z")
Quentin Tarantino’s reimagining of Little Red Riding Hood was bold in its breaking with tradition. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2649 "2025-04-26T12:11:57Z")
“I had the most lines in the play and some random guy with an axe steals my spotlight…” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2650 "2025-04-26T12:21:39Z")
The Lollipop Guild tests their new invisibility serum. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2651 "2025-04-27T00:15:32Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > Having neither frog nor scalpel, Mr. Jenkins the relief science teacher had to swiftly improvise for the dissection class. You’re up, @Ferris! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2652 "2025-04-27T01:57:22Z")
Great, thanks, @needscoffee [![](https://www.lazerhorse.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Weird-Medieval-Art-N%C3%BCrnberger-Schembart-Buch-17th-century.jpg) ](https://www.lazerhorse.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Weird-Medieval-Art-N%C3%BCrnberger-Schembart-Buch-17th-century.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2653 "2025-04-27T02:18:14Z")
Going to Hell in a handbasket. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2654 "2025-04-27T02:23:32Z")
And remember: a good marriage is a journey _through_ life, _together._ …on the back of a demon. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2655 "2025-04-27T21:04:09Z")
“If you two don’t stop that fighting back there I’ll turn this basket around and go home, I SWEAR IT!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2656 "2025-04-28T00:17:39Z")
Travelling Argument Salesman ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2657 "2025-04-28T07:37:57Z")
“Well, the magic mushrooms kicked in, and the kid walking to school with his backpack became …” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2658 "2025-04-28T11:07:56Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Travelling Argument Salesman I liked this one - all yours, @Knowed_Out ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2659 "2025-04-28T18:09:35Z")
Let’s see what you sickos can do with this. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/weird-children-books-35__605.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/weird-children-books-35__605.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2660 "2025-04-28T18:23:56Z")
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