# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 134
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2661 "2025-04-28T18:24:48Z")
Wilma realizes the pig is not a balloon. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2662 "2025-04-28T18:30:17Z")
She found the Grafen-Bacon spot. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2663 "2025-04-28T18:42:25Z")
“That doesn’t smell like a petunia.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2664 "2025-04-28T18:51:23Z")
“Ya know? It does kinda look like calamari.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2665 "2025-04-28T18:57:44Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “Ya know? It does kinda look like calamari.” - [not an entry] Cthulhu got back. [nae] ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2666 "2025-04-28T19:05:24Z")
Janice couldn’t get to sleep at night without her inflatable pig. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2667 "2025-04-28T19:08:40Z")
Mummy did say the coins go in the slot… hmmm… ok… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2668 "2025-04-28T19:10:36Z")
Kid, I’m telling you there’s a cork in there! I don’t care what’s written on it, just get it out before I explode! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2669 "2025-04-28T20:02:46Z")
[not in play] Since she’s distinctly above the tail rather than below it, I doubt she’s face to face with anything untoward. [/not in play] ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2670 "2025-04-28T20:50:14Z")
Having chased the monster from under Tabatha’s bed, her guard pig now had it cornered by the dresser. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2671 "2025-04-28T21:12:33Z")
“No, I didn’t raid your toy box. Do you even have one that’s corkscrew?” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2672 "2025-04-29T01:14:47Z")
“This is not what “Goodnight Moon” means. Now leave me alone!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2673 "2025-04-29T01:33:52Z")
🎶 I see a bad moon risin’…🎶 ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2674 "2025-04-29T04:44:42Z")
“Breathe… breathe… now push! Push!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2675 "2025-05-01T08:47:08Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > She found the Grafen-Bacon spot. Sorry for the late reply. All urine, @knoodler! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2676 "2025-05-01T17:14:15Z")
I guess this makes me the sicko-ist of all? Let me see if I can top (or bottom) that. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2677 "2025-05-01T17:21:27Z")
[![](https://thunderdungeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/funniest-mugs-12-3-24-2025.jpg) ](https://thunderdungeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/funniest-mugs-12-3-24-2025.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2678 "2025-05-01T19:12:56Z")
Gorgoneions are making a comeback. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2679 "2025-05-01T19:41:58Z")
“I’m watching you press your lips to my forehead and suck!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2680 "2025-05-01T21:03:43Z")
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