# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 135
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2681 "2025-05-01T21:06:48Z")
Ah! Finally, someone posts a mug shot. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2682 "2025-05-01T21:10:09Z")
@Spoons 👍 When you’re craving some Groot-juice… ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2683 "2025-05-02T00:52:11Z")
The marketing department loved it, but focus groups had other thoughts about the “Finding Nemo” coffee mug. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2684 "2025-05-02T04:39:31Z")
Topologists see me as just a donut with a dent in the side. But topologists see Hitler, Jesus, Bob Hope, etc. as just donuts with seven holes. If you can’t love me, I’d rather you hated me than just see me as a donut. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2685 "2025-05-02T15:57:55Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Ah! Finally, someone posts a mug shot. Very succinct! Take it away, @Spoons! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2686 "2025-05-03T05:21:18Z")
Thanks! This time around, let’s try this: [![](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/KLQAAOSwCpFhiCkH/s-l960.jpg) ](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/KLQAAOSwCpFhiCkH/s-l960.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2687 "2025-05-03T05:24:30Z")
Jimmy’s always had a little trouble with his dismounts. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2688 "2025-05-03T06:21:07Z")
Walter’s epic fart propelled poor Simon over the roundabout and into the onlookers at the swings. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2689 "2025-05-03T06:26:37Z")
Jimmy’s fond stories of his childhood passion, led to repeated confusion over upside-down pineapples and key parties. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2690 "2025-05-03T09:36:56Z")
It was only at the last minute that Jack realised he’d forgotten his parachute. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2691 "2025-05-03T11:16:53Z")
Kids were chanting his name during a game of Red Rover, and suddenly Johnny’s muscle memory took over. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2692 "2025-05-03T13:27:06Z")
At that moment, Jack saw the dog poop. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2693 "2025-05-03T14:28:54Z")
If you went all the way around the top bar you’d turn yourself inside out, and the only way to prevent it was by burping and farting at the same time. True science. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2694 "2025-05-03T20:44:21Z")
Thus began the epic adventure, “Kids In Space”! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2695 "2025-05-04T20:35:12Z")
Gotta give it to @Dr.Winston_OBoogie for this one: > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > At that moment, Jack saw the dog poop. All yours, Doctor! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2696 "2025-05-04T20:41:57Z")
Thanks! What are they saying…? [![](https://api.mobilecoach.org/static/image/381071ef-e31b-463c-97c3-55ad7b28fb29_800.jpg) ](https://api.mobilecoach.org/static/image/381071ef-e31b-463c-97c3-55ad7b28fb29_800.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2697 "2025-05-04T21:19:38Z")
“We have a special ground rule today. A fly ball that hits the kid sailing across from the swings is an automatic double.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2698 "2025-05-05T01:43:11Z")
“Kids, I know I’ve always told you to play your best win or lose; but I’m REALLY deep in with my bookie on this one…” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2699 "2025-05-05T02:04:06Z")
“Coach, my name is Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2700 "2025-05-05T03:22:25Z")
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