# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 137
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2721 "2025-05-07T17:19:15Z")
There was a stewards’ inquiry following this race to determine just what would be acceptable as _‘owner’s silks’_. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2722 "2025-05-07T17:42:05Z")
“Asian Express delivery! There in fifteen minute or it free!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2723 "2025-05-07T20:31:55Z")
14 won because his rider threatened to eat him if he didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2724 "2025-05-07T20:35:12Z")
@Slithy_Tove wins for the wordplay. Nicely done. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2725 "2025-05-07T21:03:21Z")
Thanks. Might as well beat this horse all the way dead [![](https://www.meisterdrucke.us/kunstwerke/400w/Francisco_Jose_de_Goya_y_Lucientes_-_Thou_Who_Canst_Not_%28Tu_que_no_puedes%29_-_%28MeisterDrucke-950205%29.jpg) ](https://www.meisterdrucke.us/kunstwerke/400w/Francisco_Jose_de_Goya_y_Lucientes_-_Thou_Who_Canst_Not_%28Tu_que_no_puedes%29_-_%28MeisterDrucke-950205%29.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2726 "2025-05-07T21:11:12Z")
It took a while before the sport of horse racing became the way we know it today. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2727 "2025-05-07T21:23:05Z")
Polo ponies have weird dreams. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2728 "2025-05-07T23:35:11Z")
Reparations for millennia of slavery took bizarre forms. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2729 "2025-05-08T10:26:26Z")
“Asses were made to bear, and so were you.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2730 "2025-05-08T10:33:20Z")
“Do these pants make my ass look big?” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2731 "2025-05-08T10:34:38Z")
_pulls out riding crop_ “I’d tap that ass.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2732 "2025-05-08T14:21:08Z")
“Honey, are you certain this is how they play ‘Donkey Basketball?’” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2733 "2025-05-08T17:53:55Z")
🎶 “He ain’t heavy, he’s my burro…” 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2734 "2025-05-08T18:08:26Z")
CHICKEN FIGHT!!! (yes, this is a complete sentence) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2735 "2025-05-08T20:03:28Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > 🎶 “He ain’t heavy, he’s my burro…” 🎶 Yeesh! Okay you win! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2736 "2025-05-09T01:26:39Z")
Did you forget to actually summon @needscoffee ? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2737 "2025-05-09T01:31:04Z")
Thanks, I actually noticed this time! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2738 "2025-05-09T01:33:03Z")
[![](https://i.imgur.com/zkEwmdd.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/zkEwmdd.png) ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2739 "2025-05-09T01:52:56Z")
Now give me 20 push-ups maggot, then run to Alpha Centauri and back! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2740 "2025-05-09T02:57:40Z")
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