# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 138
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2741 "2025-05-09T03:02:22Z")
GORT KLAATU BARADA KIKTO (Translation: Kick him in the nuts) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2742 "2025-05-09T04:18:40Z")
“Wake up, sir! We’ve just been in the secret laboratory, and… well, we have a problem.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2743 "2025-05-09T05:23:45Z")
Oh, god… I’ve eaten too much asparagus again, haven’t I? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2744 "2025-05-09T05:49:59Z")
John Waters’ first, and so far only, foray into science-fiction is now, thankfully, mostly forgotten. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2745 "2025-05-09T13:08:35Z")
After making _Plan 9 From Outer Space_, Ed Wood’s next picture, _Attack of the Gumbioids_ was so bad that even he couldn’t get it shown in theaters. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2746 "2025-05-09T14:33:17Z")
The Japanese version of _My Dinner with Andre_ took some liberties. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2747 "2025-05-09T17:34:30Z")
The Doctor Who knockoff, Dr. WTF. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2748 "2025-05-10T01:06:20Z")
At the nadir of it’s funding from the BBC, _Doctor Who_ produced “Invasion of the Fakeoids”, which postulated that aliens disguised themselves to look like humans in cheap costumes as a bit of deliberate misdirection. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2749 "2025-05-10T01:43:23Z")
> [@iamatractorboy](#): > > Oh, god… I’ve eaten too much asparagus again, haven’t I? It was virtually a 9-way tie, but @iamatractorboy struck my funny one with this one! ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2750 "2025-05-10T05:52:15Z")
Thanks NC! Let’s stick with the food theme… [![](https://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/frightening-foods-19.jpg) ](https://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/frightening-foods-19.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2751 "2025-05-10T13:01:12Z")
Halloween Catering exhibit 15: Pinhead ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2752 "2025-05-10T16:02:24Z")
You think that’s weird, they also have a Lament Configuration fridge. You have to cross dimensions to get the mustard. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2753 "2025-05-10T16:32:54Z")
This is what Weird Al [saw.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH3UncRagXY) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2754 "2025-05-10T17:38:49Z")
Those hors d’oeuvre are gonna raise hell in my stomach. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2755 "2025-05-10T18:21:04Z")
What’s this? I specifically ordered the head of Chicken Alfredo Garcia! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2756 "2025-05-10T18:32:57Z")
“Huh, I wondered what ever happened to ol’ Slim Jim down the block.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2757 "2025-05-11T07:11:04Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > Those hors d’oeuvre are gonna raise hell in my stomach. We have a wiener. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2758 "2025-05-11T13:16:24Z")
Thanks! So, how’re we doing? [![](https://i.etsystatic.com/35065937/r/il/6ad790/6690009504/il_570xN.6690009504_l031.jpg) ](https://i.etsystatic.com/35065937/r/il/6ad790/6690009504/il_570xN.6690009504_l031.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2759 "2025-05-11T13:27:37Z")
It’s called flambè. Want a sniff? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2025, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2760 "2025-05-11T13:28:24Z")
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