# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/261 "2024-07-30T01:32:44Z")
He’s _your_ son! _You_ tell him what we do with the bees! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/262 "2024-07-30T02:49:05Z")
Kiddie games are down the road. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/263 "2024-07-30T02:57:35Z")
That Cinderella gained five pounds over bachelorette weekend. If I have to stay up all night doing alterations I’m gonna cut a bitch! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/264 "2024-07-30T12:15:21Z")
Atticus continued to look for grubs while listening to his neighbors argue over the best way to kill the bothersome mockingbird that had recently moved into the tree. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/265 "2024-07-30T14:28:43Z")
It’s called a window! It’s made of solid air! Do not try to fly through it, or you will regret it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/266 "2024-07-30T21:53:56Z")
Gotta hand it to @Ferris for this one: > [@Ferris](#): > > Get back out there and _fight_,you yellow-bellied coward! All yours, **Ferris**! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/267 "2024-07-31T04:39:43Z")
Thanks very much! I’ve got a bit going on for the rest of the day - can I hand the baton to someone else this time? Wouldn’t want to delay the fun. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/268 "2024-07-31T04:47:54Z")
Sure thing, @Ferris . We can go with my second-favourite: > [@running\_coach](#): > > He’s _your_ son! _You_ tell him what we do with the bees! @running_coach , come on down! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/269 "2024-07-31T08:58:13Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/ai-optical-illusion-art-4-6513d4de0beff-png__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/ai-optical-illusion-art-4-6513d4de0beff-png__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/270 "2024-07-31T09:12:59Z")
🎶 _Lookin’ at all, of the nuns on Broadway,_ _Singin’ their prayers loud,_ _Singin’ them to the sidewalk crowd._ _Lookin’ at all, of the nuns on Broadway,_ _Singin’, their heads unbowed,_ _To that crazy, crazy town._ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/271 "2024-07-31T10:36:40Z")
If the first two girls go to the other end, we’ll spell out HEYO. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/272 "2024-07-31T13:49:46Z")
Mormons out on the town. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/273 "2024-07-31T15:17:10Z")
Hey – I’m walking’ here! I’m walkin’ here! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/274 "2024-07-31T15:32:00Z")
_Come and meet those dancing feet,_ _On the avenue I’m taking you to,_ _Forty-Second Street._ _Hear the beat of dancing feet,_ _It’s the song I love the melody of,_ _Forty-Second Street._ ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/275 "2024-07-31T15:36:36Z")
_Reservoir Dogs_ gets the _Ghostbusters_ treatment. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/276 "2024-07-31T19:41:36Z")
Well, we forgot our hi-vis green bodysuits from post #243, but that’s okay. New Yorkers are a sharp-eyed bunch and they’ll swerve to avoid. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/277 "2024-07-31T20:11:58Z")
I feel subliminally compelled to kick an AI developer in the nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/278 "2024-07-31T21:10:41Z")
You know the guy’s only doing it for some dolls. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/279 "2024-07-31T23:23:25Z")
The cast of _Joseph and His Monochromatic Dream-Harem_ stepping out. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/280 "2024-08-01T00:12:32Z")
In a blatant display of one-upmanship, Sandra brought her butler on the girls’ night out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=15)