# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 140
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2781 "2025-05-14T03:33:34Z")
'Bye, plane. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2782 "2025-05-14T03:36:50Z")
“You said you were a barnstormer pilot, not a churchstormer one!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2783 "2025-05-14T14:07:01Z")
“Wake up, Steeple!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2784 "2025-05-14T14:22:36Z")
Recently discovered art for Prince’s unreleased album: When Barbers Fly. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2785 "2025-05-14T19:09:42Z")
“Here we see the Church of St. Stebbins, with its beautiful bell tower. Built in 1565, it has withstood wars, earthquakes, fires, and stands as a monument to the – O MY GOD NO!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2786 "2025-05-14T19:28:30Z")
And so commenced the Luftwaffe’s bombing of London. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2787 "2025-05-14T23:57:18Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “Wake up, Steeple!” Three in a row starting with “Bye! Plane.” and the idea of ‘churchstorming’ all made me laugh and it was tough to choose. But @Elmer_J.Fudd gets the honours this time. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2788 "2025-05-15T01:08:55Z")
Thanks! [![](https://360031.fs1.hubspotusercontent-na1.net/hub/360031/hubfs/shakespeare-970421_640.jpg?width=848&height=536&name=shakespeare-970421_640.jpg) ](https://360031.fs1.hubspotusercontent-na1.net/hub/360031/hubfs/shakespeare-970421_640.jpg?width=848&height=536&name=shakespeare-970421_640.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2789 "2025-05-15T01:24:47Z")
**MACBETH** : Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight? or art thou but A dagger of in the mind… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2790 "2025-05-15T01:53:47Z")
The moment Macheath discovered his calling. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2791 "2025-05-15T01:54:42Z")
Eureka!!! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2792 "2025-05-15T02:06:32Z")
# Hammacher Schlemmer **World’s Best Headache Relief Therapy Knife** This is the best one-handed, insertable knife for battling migraines and tension headaches. It’s heavy duty stainless steel blade offers easy insertion while hands-free retention is assured with toothed serrations maintaining a firm grip on the skull. Also effective when dealing with philandering spouses or screaming children. (Mask is for illustration only-not included) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2793 "2025-05-15T06:15:00Z")
Stella! Stella! …the mask made me do it! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2794 "2025-05-15T10:23:56Z")
Corey Feldman goes method, uses real dagger, brain unaffected. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2795 "2025-05-15T23:18:25Z")
I’m from Kentucky. This won’t effect my IQ one bit and the knife will come out sharper than when it went in ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2796 "2025-05-16T11:08:15Z")
The winner! Damn! That _does_ look like Corey Feldman. > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Corey Feldman goes method, uses real dagger, brain unaffected. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2797 "2025-05-16T11:32:57Z")
Thanks Elmer. [![](https://klyker.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/5210.jpg) ](https://klyker.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/5210.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2798 "2025-05-16T14:04:05Z")
My eyes! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2799 "2025-05-16T14:10:31Z")
The Blue Man Group after their Chernobyl tour. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2800 "2025-05-16T15:05:38Z")
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