# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 141
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2801 "2025-05-16T15:34:41Z")
🎶 "Three little maids from school are we, filled to the brim with girlish glee… " 🎶 _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2802 "2025-05-16T16:33:11Z")
The East German Olympic cheerleading squad: Anna Ballocks and the Test-Stasi Roans. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2803 "2025-05-16T17:25:05Z")
I really don’t want to see those sailors moon. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2804 "2025-05-16T22:13:37Z")
Another reason live-action anime remakes are doomed to fail. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2805 "2025-05-16T23:03:19Z")
Sailor Goons ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2806 "2025-05-17T01:37:40Z")
What really gave away a clue to their fetish was the pile of used tissues in the corner. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2807 "2025-05-17T12:56:15Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > The East German Olympic cheerleading squad: Anna Ballocks and the Test-Stasi Roans. I had no idea what this was a reference to, so I asked AI: There is an Anna _Bollocks_, who’s a drag queen. **AI Overview** The query “Test-Stasi Roans” appears to be a combination of terms related to different topics: a fictional character “Gar Stazi”, a real person “Stasi Eldredge”, the East German secret police “Stasi”, and the musician “Chappell Roan” Here’s a breakdown of each possible interpretation: **1. Gar Stazi and Roan Fel (Star Wars):** - **Gar Stazi:** A character in the Star Wars Expanded Universe (Legends), a Mon Calamari admiral who played a significant role in the Galactic Alliance and later in the Fel Empire. - **Possible “Test” Scenario:** In the [Star Wars Expanded Universe](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Gar_Stazi), there is a storyline where Stazi’s alliance with Roan Fel is tested. Roan Fel, a leader known for his “hard power” approach, might have been seen as testing Stazi’s commitment to the alliance, possibly by putting him in a difficult or strategically challenging situation. **2. Stasi Eldredge:** - **Stasi Eldredge:** A Christian author and speaker, co-author of the book “Captivating,” who focuses on themes of femininity, faith, and the human heart. - **No Direct Connection to “Test-Stasi Roans”:** There is no evidence of a connection between Stasi Eldredge and the term “Test-Stasi Roans”. **3. The Stasi (East German Secret Police):** - **The Stasi:** The Ministry for State Security (Ministerium für Staatssicherheit) of East Germany, known for its extensive surveillance and repression tactics. - **No Direct Connection to “Test-Stasi Roans”:** The term “Test-Stasi Roans” does not appear to have a direct connection to the Stasi. The Stasi was known for surveillance and control, not testing specifically named entities. **4. Chappell Roan:** - **Chappell Roan:** An American singer-songwriter known for her pop music with themes of sexuality, self-discovery, and queer identity. - **“Test-Stasi Roans” Likely a Misinterpretation:** It’s possible that the query is a misinterpretation or a creative combination of names with no specific meaning. **In summary:** The query “Test-Stasi Roans” is likely a conflation of different terms. The most plausible interpretation relates to Gar Stazi and Roan Fel in the context of the Star Wars Expanded Universe, where the alliance between the two characters might have been “tested”. There is no readily apparent connection to the other interpretations. Anyway, this at least made me burn a few brain cells, so your turn @Slithy_Tove. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2808 "2025-05-17T15:33:42Z")
Thanks @Knowed_Out. East German women athletes were notoriously forced to undergo glandular treatments. Anabolic (steroids); bollocks = testicles. Testosterone (Stasi = East German secret police). Roan was just filler. Or fillies: female horses [![](https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/TV-pub-photo-7.jpg) ](https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/TV-pub-photo-7.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2809 "2025-05-17T16:45:19Z")
“When I find out who spilled glue on the floor, I’ll whip his butt back to San Antone!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2810 "2025-05-17T16:50:59Z")
Donnie Darko from a more innocent time… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2811 "2025-05-17T17:58:31Z")
“Mr. Hitchcock, what’s my motivation for hopping down the bunny trail?” “Your salary.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2812 "2025-05-17T19:02:18Z")
When the Duke did furry porn his contract stipulated _two_ fluffers. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2813 "2025-05-17T21:50:38Z")
“Nobody’s touched my carrots in forty years, but, pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning. Mighta gotten yourself killed… and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth, but I won’t, I won’t. The hell I won’t!” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2814 "2025-05-17T22:12:41Z")
Until the writers decided to make the rabbit completely imaginary, John Wayne had screen-tested for the part in the Jimmy Stewart movie _ **Harvey** _. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2025, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2815 "2025-05-18T06:49:54Z")
To balance out the universe, Mr Wayne thought he should star in an Easter-n. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2816 "2025-05-18T15:41:11Z")
I always wish we could pick the winner with a poll, since the choice is often too close. But @Kent_Clark wins for the extra effort taken to re-craft the quote. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2817 "2025-05-19T00:18:11Z")
Let’s go in a different direction [![](https://www.byrdie.com/thmb/9klVIX9yrdlBRE1OGXYiqRIz64g=/750x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():format(webp)/icecreamnails_recirc-93e40e8090544fba9b1b25c664b05f49.jpg) ](https://www.byrdie.com/thmb/9klVIX9yrdlBRE1OGXYiqRIz64g=/750x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():format(webp)/icecreamnails_recirc-93e40e8090544fba9b1b25c664b05f49.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2818 "2025-05-19T01:02:16Z")
Put your hand in the hand of the ma’am ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2819 "2025-05-19T01:28:08Z")
Test photo for a Boglodite skin care ad. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2820 "2025-05-19T15:40:18Z")
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