# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 142
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2821 "2025-05-20T01:51:49Z")
I really thought someone would come up with an AI image caption, but @running_coach gets the nod for the most off the wall association. Run with it @running_coach > [@running\_coach](#): > > Test photo for a Boglodite skin care ad. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2025, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2822 "2025-05-20T02:01:17Z")
Thanks! My initial reaction was the same as **Lumpy’s.** [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/6823169ee86e7_silly-animal-pics.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/6823169ee86e7_silly-animal-pics.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2025, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2823 "2025-05-20T03:37:19Z")
I like my pets stackable. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2025, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2824 "2025-05-20T03:50:10Z")
If a groundhog sees his shadow it’s six more weeks of winter… so what the hell does it mean when a capybara sees THIS? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2025, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2825 "2025-05-20T20:51:45Z")
Edward gave his ‘Gentle as a Lamb’ ™ scalp massage a five-star review. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2826 "2025-05-20T21:13:48Z")
“Now I’ll be using effleurage, a long, gliding stroke, to relax your dome muscles.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2827 "2025-05-21T00:59:06Z")
Die, rat, die! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2828 "2025-05-21T02:06:44Z")
> [@Bicycle\_Bill](#): > > If a groundhog sees his shadow it’s six more weeks of winter… so what the hell does it mean when a capybara sees THIS? > > _ **-“BB”-** _ 24 hours of judging the next set of captions. Take it away, @Bicycle_Bill. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2829 "2025-05-22T06:09:49Z")
I’ve been away from the computer for 24 hours. Let’s try this one … [![](https://www.montaguebikes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/weird.jpg) ](https://www.montaguebikes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/weird.jpg) _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2830 "2025-05-22T10:26:15Z")
“I don’t want the type of bike that’s going to rack me in the nuts, that’s why!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2831 "2025-05-22T14:00:30Z")
From recumbent to reDumbment ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2832 "2025-05-22T14:12:21Z")
Yeah, but it’s the lowest possible wind resistance! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2833 "2025-05-22T14:21:08Z")
Genetech blurs the line between rider and bike. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2834 "2025-05-22T14:22:34Z")
Three Mile Island cycling team unveiled. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2835 "2025-05-22T16:57:38Z")
Looks like they lowered the budget for the next Tron sequel. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2836 "2025-05-22T18:00:22Z")
[_Return To Oz_](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_to_Oz) only depicted one subspecies of the mutant Wheelers. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2837 "2025-05-22T19:23:16Z")
Lance Armstrong attempts a low profile comeback. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2838 "2025-05-23T00:30:59Z")
Some people will do anything to avoid admitting they still need training wheels. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2839 "2025-05-23T02:48:37Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Looks like they lowered the budget for the next TRON sequel. Knocking this one off early, so IG takes it with the man-into-lightcycle movie reference… Have at it, sir. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2840 "2025-05-24T08:58:19Z")
I know the winner has been decided but practice makes perfect, doesn’t it. _In this cinematic effect, the French “Spider-Man” demonstrates how to create the illusion of a recumbent cyclist while ascending a windowless facade._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=141) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=143)