# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 143
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2841 "2025-05-24T11:08:35Z")
You’re back, @PlaceboTarget! Hooray! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2842 "2025-05-24T11:15:17Z")
Fully agree. Welcome back, @PlaceboTarget ! I hope you can see how much fun we’ve had with your idea over the last number of years. Hope you can stick around! ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2025, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2843 "2025-05-24T12:03:51Z")
Thank you for the warm welcome, @needscoffee and @Spoons . I’m back to my normal self now–not too great, but not too bad either. Let the game continue. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2025, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2844 "2025-05-26T00:40:22Z")
Calling @Intergalactic_Gladiator ! You won the last round. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2845 "2025-05-27T14:11:39Z")
I seem to be having issues posting the pic. [https://imgur.com/a/lLTiINZ](https://imgur.com/a/lLTiINZ) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2846 "2025-05-27T14:21:34Z")
🎶 vaj yIHmey neH vIneH…🎶 ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2847 "2025-05-27T14:24:41Z")
Let’s try this: [![](https://i.imgur.com/2yF1ovf.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/2yF1ovf.png) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2848 "2025-05-27T14:25:27Z")
Dagoba Lake Batleth ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2849 "2025-05-27T14:25:27Z")
Dance of the Sugar Plum Klingons. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2850 "2025-05-27T16:24:07Z")
After Disney bought the rights to Star Trek, fans were up in arms with Kahless’ new Stormtrooper origin story. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2851 "2025-05-27T17:25:22Z")
When Klingons come out, they really come out. ---
**Author:** ![IMadeLem0nade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imadelem0nade/32/19241_2.png) [@IMadeLem0nade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IMadeLem0nade)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2852 "2025-05-27T17:46:01Z")
Empire tries new approach to pass health department inspection ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2853 "2025-05-27T17:50:24Z")
> [@iamatractorboy](#): > > After Disney bought the rights to Star Trek, fans were up in arms with Kahless’ new Stormtrooper origin story. [not an entry]As usual, they missed.[/nae] ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2854 "2025-05-27T17:53:25Z")
“qaStaHvIS wa’ ram loSSaD Hugh SIjlaH qetbogh loD” translation: One man can cut four thousand throats in a single night, if he is continually running. (three thousand when we wear kitten heals) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2855 "2025-05-27T18:23:54Z")
See? Swan Lake IS better in the original Klingon! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2856 "2025-05-27T18:52:45Z")
“_QI’yaH_! My warrior prune juice is about to make another appearance!” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2857 "2025-05-27T19:23:29Z")
_I shake it off, I shake it off, whoo-hoo-hoo…_ ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2858 "2025-05-27T20:31:42Z")
Ha-va nagila, ha-va nagila… ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2859 "2025-05-27T22:14:49Z")
“I have had it up to _here_ with your ‘swollen testicle’ story!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2860 "2025-05-27T22:18:10Z")
Obviously, they are storm tu-tu-pers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=142) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=144)