# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 144
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2861 "2025-05-28T12:47:56Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > See? Swan Lake IS better in the original Klingon! Great entries one and all but I’m going with @Kent_Clark. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2862 "2025-05-28T20:47:54Z")
If two people in costume are good… [![](https://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Charlie5.jpg) ](https://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Charlie5.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2863 "2025-05-28T21:02:26Z")
I’m not getting shot out of that thing. What if he’s masturbating? I’m liable to end up on the ceiling! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2864 "2025-05-28T21:10:45Z")
Where’s Willie and Wanda and Wendy and Walter and Wyatt and Winona and Wesley and Willow and Warren and … ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2865 "2025-05-28T21:59:44Z")
Unable to single out Spartacus, Crassus then sought revenge on Waldo, but with the same result. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2866 "2025-05-28T23:07:30Z")
Straighten up that line, troops! Are you Waldos or Waldon’ts? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2867 "2025-05-28T23:52:25Z")
But the spy in their midst made one small mistake… no-one else had a bag with a shoulder strap. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2868 "2025-05-28T23:59:38Z")
Original casting call for the movie “Stripes”. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2869 "2025-05-29T00:09:09Z")
The joke is that exactly one person in that crowd actually is named “Waldo”. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2870 "2025-05-29T03:11:08Z")
_(500) Days of Waldo_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2871 "2025-05-29T05:08:34Z")
_The DHS has reported difficulties in apprehending and removing an individual known as Mr. Waldo, also referred to as “Wally.”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2872 "2025-05-29T05:21:50Z")
_In Jason Bourne 6, the protagonist meets a tragic end while attempting to thwart Operation Waldo._ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2873 "2025-05-29T10:46:25Z")
Who knew Waldo was such a prolific sperm donor? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2874 "2025-05-29T22:02:54Z")
In a tough category, @Slithy_Tove takes it for best movie reference. > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Unable to single out Spartacus, Crassus then sought revenge on Waldo, but with the same result. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2875 "2025-05-29T22:30:05Z")
Thanks! [![](https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/PA-8485689.jpg) ](https://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/PA-8485689.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2876 "2025-05-29T22:38:06Z")
Have Ayatollah lately that I love you? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2877 "2025-05-29T22:41:29Z")
Arafat attempts to suck Khomeini’s brain. Starves to death. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2878 "2025-05-29T22:42:51Z")
If you blow in his ear, he’ll threaten you with death. And worse. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2879 "2025-05-29T22:44:14Z")
Last minute preparation for the invasion of The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2880 "2025-05-30T00:48:54Z")
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