# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 145
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2881 "2025-05-30T00:56:38Z")
Which Twin Has The Toni? For you young’uns. [BBC - Radio 4 - Home Truths - Seeing double](https://www.bbc.com/radio4/hometruths/20050926_twins.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2882 "2025-05-30T02:50:12Z")
_Listen_ _Do you want to know a secret?_ _Do you promise not to tell?_ _Whoa, oh, oh…_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2883 "2025-05-30T03:45:15Z")
🎶 _Now, he’s ticklin’ his fancy Rubbin’ his nose Muzzle to muzzle now Anything goes As they wiggle Yas starts to giggle_ ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2884 "2025-05-30T05:24:53Z")
I didn’t want to say in front of the Americans, but… your flies are undone! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2885 "2025-05-30T10:46:35Z")
“Your ear wax tastes like fresh humus.” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2886 "2025-05-30T15:23:24Z")
_Is that the booger wall, Your Holiness?_ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2887 "2025-05-31T01:01:04Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Have Ayatollah lately that I love you? Sometimes the simplest is the best. Take it away @Dr.Winston_OBoogie ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2888 "2025-05-31T21:03:33Z")
Thank you! Let’s try this: [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GL73k2EWsAA5Idq.jpg:large) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GL73k2EWsAA5Idq.jpg:large) (please note - I don’t want the actual caption. Yes, this is the drag queen that beat Dolly Parton in a Dolly Parton look-a-like contest) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2889 "2025-05-31T21:12:28Z")
“It takes twice as much time and money to look this cheap, honey" paraphrase of an actual quote by Dolly Parton ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2890 "2025-05-31T23:38:27Z")
You’re a Dolly Parton Drag Queen impersonator? What a way to make a livin’! ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2891 "2025-06-01T03:21:10Z")
_“The key is to be authentic, honey.”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2892 "2025-06-01T03:21:49Z")
_“Yes, I do my own stunts, just like Tom Cruise.”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2893 "2025-06-01T03:24:35Z")
_“The next are Sofia Vegara and Melania Trump, in that order.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2894 "2025-06-01T03:43:06Z")
“Yes, we plan to bring in a Jane Fonda impersonator and a Lily Tomlin impersonator, and do a drag remake of _9 to 5_.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2895 "2025-06-01T03:56:36Z")
Oh, she’s hot — wait, which one is the real Dolly? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2896 "2025-06-01T16:01:33Z")
The Dolly Parton Reserve was established in 2033 to ensure this essential national resource will always be available. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2897 "2025-06-01T17:18:38Z")
I wasn’t Dolly “the sheep” they were cloning… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2898 "2025-06-02T13:12:16Z")
I’ll assume @Elmer_J.Fudd , Esq. missed a “t” in the first word, and give it to him. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2899 "2025-06-02T15:05:39Z")
Thanks! Proof reading a single sentence was beyond my attention span yesterday. Next one… [![](https://mediashower.com/img/C8A135BC-8122-11E5-8652-F546D32476C9/Compressorhead_-_Fingers_on_Gibson_Flying_V,_Bones_on_Fender_Precision_Bass_-_Musikmesse_Frankfurt_2013%20(1).jpg) ](https://mediashower.com/img/C8A135BC-8122-11E5-8652-F546D32476C9/Compressorhead_-_Fingers_on_Gibson_Flying_V,_Bones_on_Fender_Precision_Bass_-_Musikmesse_Frankfurt_2013%20(1).jpg) ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2900 "2025-06-02T15:18:30Z")
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