# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 146
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2901 "2025-06-02T15:28:30Z")
Mystery explained. Keith had a lot more done besides a complete blood replacement ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2902 "2025-06-02T17:11:25Z")
“I’m a cowboy… On a steel horse I ride…” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2903 "2025-06-02T17:41:13Z")
The next stage of heavy metal. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2904 "2025-06-02T17:50:24Z")
_“Technically, we use music to recharge our batteries too.”_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2905 "2025-06-02T17:56:33Z")
A.I. took your jobs, now it’s coming for your crappy garage band. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2906 "2025-06-02T17:59:59Z")
“We are Emo Borg, existence is futile.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2907 "2025-06-02T18:00:38Z")
“We play all the greats, including [The Shaggs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY).” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2908 "2025-06-02T18:01:52Z")
“It goes to 1011.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2909 "2025-06-02T18:09:49Z")
The Electric Doors. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2910 "2025-06-02T20:37:36Z")
Paul Cyborg and Art-ificial Garfunkel ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2911 "2025-06-03T02:58:11Z")
We don’t feel pity or remorse or fear. And we absolutely will not stop playing, ever. Until you are dead! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2912 "2025-06-03T03:04:08Z")
What’s left of the Chuck E. Cheese animatronic band, playing forever to a long-since obliterated post-apocalyptic audience. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2913 "2025-06-03T21:28:30Z")
Because, I think, Axl Rose said this word for word at a concert I was dragged to in the 1990s, the winner is… > [@Ferris](#): > > We don’t feel pity or remorse or fear. And we absolutely will not stop playing, ever. Until you are dead! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2914 "2025-06-04T10:56:58Z")
Gosh, thanks! I honestly thought the ‘Goes up to 1011’ was going to win, since it’s such a perfect riff on the Spinal Tap quote. I’m just off to bed now, so if folks can wait about ten hours, I’ll do my best to find a new pic. But if anyone wants to jump in with another image before then, that’s totally cool.😎 ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2915 "2025-06-05T04:07:06Z")
Alrighty then - I’ll judge your efforts to caption this: [![](https://synchronb.ca/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/synchro_judges_officials-1024x576.jpeg) ](https://synchronb.ca/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/synchro_judges_officials-1024x576.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2916 "2025-06-05T04:36:12Z")
“Ummm … nice pedicure?” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2917 "2025-06-05T05:06:17Z")
The judges were equally split. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2918 "2025-06-05T05:32:15Z")
‘Tain’t rocket science… ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2919 "2025-06-05T05:55:36Z")
A typical 8 to one ratio of people who find meaning by performing arcane, trivial activities vs those who find meaning in judging others’ performance of arcane, trivial activities ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2920 "2025-06-05T06:03:08Z")
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