# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 148
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2941 "2025-06-08T19:35:24Z")
“Dance Of The Good Housekeeping Jeannie” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2942 "2025-06-08T19:38:01Z")
How else they gonna learn? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2943 "2025-06-08T19:38:30Z")
During the recent labor disputes, human strikebreakers were brought in. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2944 "2025-06-08T19:47:02Z")
Credit to @Elmer_J.Fudd “Strange, I feel like I’m being watched.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2945 "2025-06-08T19:47:43Z")
“Together in Electric Dreams” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2946 "2025-06-08T19:53:57Z")
There are some things AI isn’t going to replace, so we can rest easy and do our chores. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2947 "2025-06-08T19:54:04Z")
Frankenstein’s Housekeeper ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2948 "2025-06-08T21:16:23Z")
“Top Story: Police were notified this morning when a night housekeeper at the Roomba Store disappeared without a trace. No suspects have been identified.” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2949 "2025-06-08T22:53:53Z")
“Just be careful to herd your nanobots into a corner after every floor polish.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2025, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2950 "2025-06-08T22:56:44Z")
“Human missed a spot! Human missed a spot!” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2951 "2025-06-09T05:31:57Z")
The Fourth Law of Robotics: if a human has a mop in hand… just let them get on with it, ok? You earned your break. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2952 "2025-06-09T07:32:14Z")
_“Good Wilma Hunting.” A remake powered by AI._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2953 "2025-06-09T12:18:55Z")
_How to save the world with a wet floor sign._ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2954 "2025-06-09T13:51:32Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > During the recent labor disputes, human strikebreakers were brought in. @running_coach you’re next! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2955 "2025-06-09T18:00:22Z")
Now we’re cookin’. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/jukx0d2rpj891-681b1e5b19fac__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/jukx0d2rpj891-681b1e5b19fac__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2956 "2025-06-09T18:01:27Z")
I like mine bearly done. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2957 "2025-06-09T18:34:07Z")
It’s a bear-b-que. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2958 "2025-06-09T18:52:14Z")
Hey Boo-Boo! I see them taking goodies out of this contraption and sticking them in the pick-a-nick basket! What say we skip the middleman? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2959 "2025-06-09T19:51:12Z")
Mrs. Smith – could you check the temps on these steaks? I can’t work the thermometer without opposable thumbs. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2960 "2025-06-09T20:09:18Z")
“This one’s too hot!” “This one’s too cold!” They’re gonna get what I cook AND LIKE IT! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=147) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=149)