# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 149
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2025, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2961 "2025-06-09T20:11:17Z")
“I’m not here to raid, just criticize.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2962 "2025-06-10T00:33:54Z")
“Let’s see if those strips of fruit jerky I left in here last winter are done yet.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2963 "2025-06-10T00:40:52Z")
“This is now we do it nowadays. Pick-a-nick baskets are so 1960s.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2964 "2025-06-10T00:47:33Z")
“Honey barbecue wings, comin’ up!” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2965 "2025-06-10T01:04:20Z")
Enticing him with food smells, our innovative bear trap fires a tranquilliser dart the moment the lid is lifted. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2966 "2025-06-10T02:44:55Z")
_“I beat Bobby Flay. Guess where he is now.”_ ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2967 "2025-06-10T07:22:59Z")
- How do you like your steak? - **ROARRRRRR** - Sorry, ahem, I mean _rare_. Thank you, Margaret! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2968 "2025-06-10T18:09:47Z")
After much stewing over so many good entries, this is the winner. I used to watch that show all the time. > [@PlaceboTarget](#): > > _“I beat Bobby Flay. Guess where he is now.”_ Though how you all missed the most obvious answer, I’ll never know. [Bear Grylls](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Grylls). ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2969 "2025-06-10T19:43:03Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I used to watch that show all the time. I was counting on it. 😀 Thank you. 🙏 Let’s try something different: [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/YjfKGPY.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/YjfKGPY) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2970 "2025-06-10T19:49:26Z")
First, there were beer goggles. Next, there were wine glasses. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2971 "2025-06-10T22:46:28Z")
“That’s nothing! My Uncle Ernie can make binoculars out of anything! Wine glasses, ketchup bottles, salt and pepper shakers…” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2972 "2025-06-10T22:51:12Z")
“These work just fine, but aren’t they going to be a little cumbersome when I umpire the baseball game?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2973 "2025-06-10T22:55:40Z")
Young Miss Magoo ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2974 "2025-06-10T23:07:27Z")
When Man Ray bent the light ray. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2975 "2025-06-11T00:16:43Z")
“I, spy, with my great big distorted eyes…” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2976 "2025-06-11T00:17:44Z")
Wakes up, looks around…AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2977 "2025-06-11T00:58:31Z")
These glasses do not make the world look better. Maybe if they were filled with vodka… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2978 "2025-06-11T02:22:58Z")
“Yes, I can see better, but I think I’ll stick with contacts.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2979 "2025-06-11T05:26:49Z")
I said you need glasses… not _glasses_ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2980 "2025-06-11T13:52:23Z")
Are you sure these glasses were modeled from Marie Antoinette’s breasts? These look more like her grandmother’s breasts. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=148) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717.md?page=150)