# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 150
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2981 "2025-06-11T17:23:42Z")
I know it’s a weird picture to write captions for, and this is the reason why I want to thank everyone for their amusing contributiions. @Slithy_Tove, I enjoyed your caption best. I loved the way you managed to elevate this silly picture by using an unusual art reference. > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > When Man Ray bent the light ray. @Slithy_Tove, please post the next picture. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2982 "2025-06-11T17:32:42Z")
Thank you. [![](https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5886460ed821cd5a3993d08f/master/w_960,c_limit/lusha-nelson-peter-lorre.jpg) ](https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5886460ed821cd5a3993d08f/master/w_960,c_limit/lusha-nelson-peter-lorre.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2983 "2025-06-11T19:05:33Z")
Everybody knows Peter ate the last piece of strudel at the catering table. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2984 "2025-06-11T19:33:54Z")
🎶 We’re pointing at you, cause you’re to blame… She didn’t know you, when she said no… You did look different, she screamed your name… We’re pointing at you, you are insane…🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2985 "2025-06-11T20:08:18Z")
“Who me?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2986 "2025-06-11T21:20:10Z")
Now we know who farted. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2987 "2025-06-11T21:26:46Z")
Gareth immediately regretted calling for nominations for “Office Dickhead”. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2988 "2025-06-12T05:32:11Z")
As usual, Ugarte was a suspect. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2989 "2025-06-12T07:54:54Z")
_Pointing fingers: still the fastest and cheapest route to justice, despite the occasional collateral damage._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2990 "2025-06-12T08:41:30Z")
_Authorities unveil the ‘invisible ray’—able to detect and eliminate aliens instantly._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2991 "2025-06-12T09:13:38Z")
How the gangster Johnny Sixfinger got his name. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2992 "2025-06-12T09:28:36Z")
[not an entry] I thought it was for this.[nae] [![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ab/Wanitetlefthand.jpg/250px-Wanitetlefthand.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ab/Wanitetlefthand.jpg/250px-Wanitetlefthand.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2993 "2025-06-12T10:41:00Z")
“You’ve got a piece of lint right there,” said the Fashion Police clones. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2994 "2025-06-12T18:25:51Z")
Take it away, @Knowed_Out ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2995 "2025-06-12T19:52:58Z")
This was used in a caption contest for the Tahoe Daily Tribune. [![](https://swiftmedia.s3.amazonaws.com/pacific.swiftcom.com/images/sites/5/2017/09/15201506/PhotoContest.jpg) ](https://swiftmedia.s3.amazonaws.com/pacific.swiftcom.com/images/sites/5/2017/09/15201506/PhotoContest.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2996 "2025-06-12T20:01:52Z")
Ken wasn’t worried about being underwater on his mortgage. He had his beer, a comfy chair and an ocean view. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2997 "2025-06-12T20:07:37Z")
Right up to the end, Bob refused to believe in global warming. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2998 "2025-06-12T20:08:50Z")
Greg waits his turn at the Glass-Bottom Boat Flashing World Championships. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/2999 "2025-06-12T20:28:03Z")
_SpongeBob SquarePants. Twenty Years After_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3000 "2025-06-12T20:29:33Z")
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