# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 151
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3001 "2025-06-12T21:44:14Z")
Derek was starting to doubt the cruise ship even _had_ a ‘basement sun deck’. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3002 "2025-06-12T22:20:44Z")
“This is fine.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3003 "2025-06-12T22:26:41Z")
Wet sand is public access, so screw you and your beachfront property rights ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3004 "2025-06-13T05:30:42Z")
It was at this point that Jim began to question whether the Google reviews for the plumber were entirely legitimate. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3005 "2025-06-13T14:11:39Z")
Where’s Joe Walsh? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3006 "2025-06-13T14:21:03Z")
Jim started to think that his beer was tasting a bit watery. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3007 "2025-06-13T15:20:45Z")
_“I’m pretty sure the party was supposed to be here.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3008 "2025-06-13T16:44:13Z")
Dude said there would be mermaids. I’m beginning to think he was just trying to get rid of me. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3009 "2025-06-13T18:54:11Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Front row seat for the basket weaving demonstration. It’s an old joke describing the courseload of star university athletes, but I still find it funny. All yours @Elmer_J.Fudd ! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3010 "2025-06-13T18:57:43Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Pme1sPcwJP8/hqdefault.jpg) ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Pme1sPcwJP8/hqdefault.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3011 "2025-06-13T19:02:50Z")
Helpful hint: one should never use the Porta-Potty and shout triumphantly that they “dropped a bomb” in an army base. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3012 "2025-06-13T19:11:17Z")
“Quiet, guys, he’s holding his weapon.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3013 "2025-06-13T19:14:39Z")
The Keystone Corps in action. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3014 "2025-06-13T19:17:37Z")
Ma Deuce is nothing compared to Pa’s deuce. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3015 "2025-06-13T19:18:07Z")
Someone’s about to shoot the shit. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3016 "2025-06-13T19:32:51Z")
“Dammit, we’re on shit detail again.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3017 "2025-06-13T20:00:39Z")
When you see one of your platoon enter the latrine with a skin mag… ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3018 "2025-06-13T20:37:30Z")
Short arm inspection in the 21st century. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3019 "2025-06-13T23:00:45Z")
“Come out now, or we tip this thing over onto the door!” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3020 "2025-06-14T05:10:47Z")
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