# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717 "2024-07-04T12:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 152
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3021 "2025-06-14T05:29:08Z")
When the next pandemic strikes, wars will be fought over the Earth’s most precious commodity: toilet paper. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3022 "2025-06-14T15:41:45Z")
“All right, men. The concession stand looks unguarded!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3023 "2025-06-14T22:21:40Z")
The winner… > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “All right, men. The concession stand looks unguarded!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3024 "2025-06-15T00:19:24Z")
We may need those troops. [![](https://christinepickering.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/scary-goose.jpg) ](https://christinepickering.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/scary-goose.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3025 "2025-06-15T00:26:23Z")
“DUCK!!”   ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3026 "2025-06-15T02:25:01Z")
Dr. Drakes first mistake was genetically engineering a 30 foot goose. His second mistake was allowing it to imprint on him. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3027 "2025-06-15T03:06:42Z")
_“Don’t call me Doc!”_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3028 "2025-06-15T03:13:43Z")
“Stella!!” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3029 "2025-06-15T03:19:48Z")
_“Yes, doc, the nightmare always ends with duck yelling at me.”_ _“What does he say?”_ _“I don’t know. He speaks French.”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3030 "2025-06-15T03:31:39Z")
_Nothing ruffled Feathers more than the mere mention of foie gras._ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3031 "2025-06-15T03:38:46Z")
Everyone’s a gander until a real gander shows up ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3032 "2025-06-15T06:48:50Z")
Birds’ descent from dinosaurs confirmed. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3033 "2025-06-15T07:19:01Z")
The original ending to _A Bug’s Life_ did not screen well with test audiences. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3034 "2025-06-15T07:20:13Z")
When Foie Gras goes bad. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3035 "2025-06-15T07:20:41Z")
“I can’t hear you! La la la la la!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3036 "2025-06-15T07:24:02Z")
> [@PlaceboTarget](#): > > _“Yes, doc, the nightmare always ends with duck yelling at me.”_ > _“What does he say?”_ > _“I don’t know. He speaks French.”_ He is…The Most Interesting Duck In The World. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3037 "2025-06-15T08:22:53Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > He is…The Most Interesting Duck In The World. Of course. 🙂 But this just gave me a new idea. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3038 "2025-06-15T08:35:18Z")
_Beware, he who fails to appreciate the Peabody Duck March!_ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3039 "2025-06-15T16:09:46Z")
“A **close-up** you jerk! A CLOSE-UP!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-2/1003717/3040 "2025-06-15T16:21:14Z")
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